heading to exitvoid

[swissarmybow]

So you haven't played me right in, what, months? Good move with the impulse app. I really like how much you care.

That's not why I'm here. I want to clear something up.

I do not have a thing for women who can kick my ass. That's all in your head. So lay off it, please.

I even said please.

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[debts]

[ Natasha quirks a brow, making a small gap with her finger and thumb. ]

You have a small thing.

[swissarmybow]

Natasha...

[HE THOUGHT YOU'D BE ON HIS SIDE. GOSH!]

[debts]

[ Meh. ]

Yes?

[swissarmybow]

[R U D E]

You don't have any evidence.

[debts]

[ She quirks her brow again. ]

I know you. [ And Agent Morse. ]

[therealgenius]

Did you say please because your mun's a woman who can kick your ass?

I love you.

[swissarmybow]

[NO. COMMENT.]

[swissarmybow]

[...don't bring Bobbi up, he swears he will socially end you.]

You know me, yeah, but you're not involved in my love life.

[debts]

[ You're so sweet when you talk dirty, Barton.

Totally innocent: ] What love life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGyDw-BiA5U

[therealgenius]

I think you should put more fiber in your diet, because you look so constipated right now it's making my stomach hurt.

[swissarmybow]

Exactly.

[He flies under the radar. Like a hawk.]

[debts]

[ Right. ]

I don't know. I think I agree with your lady upstairs.

[jewish]

I don't see what the insult is. [ clearly. someone's paid ran out and left him with like 90% sex icons not awkward at all :/ ]

[swissarmybow]

[Sobbing. Not actually sobbing but in his head, it's a chorus of why.]

You shouldn't.

[swissarmybow]

Do I know you?

[swissarmybow]

She's implying that I've got a problem I don't have.

[debts]

[ Natasha snorts, then reaches out with a hand to lightly push her fingers against his forehead, like the way a child might attempt to push someone off-balance. ]

You're thinking too much about this.

[swissarmybow]

I'm trying to not think at all, but she's talking about a "redhead" problem, too. I'm about to walk.

[STAHP. He just stares at her hand.]

[debts]

[ You realize she's just going to tug you on the ear, then? ]

Should I be jealous?

[swissarmybow]

[SKHGIUGHLGI WHAT IS HE, SIX??? Now he's batting her hand away.]

Jealous that she thinks I'm hitting on an emotionally unavailable redhead with anger issues? Yeah, go for it.

[jewish]

And there's no problem preferring weak women you can easily dominate? Or flighty ones with no depth or challenge?

[swissarmybow]

I'm a little bit busy to be chasing after anyone, honestly. But I will take the strong types over somebody who's expecting me to walk all over them. Point, there.

[debts]

[ She pulls her hand away before he can swat at it, smiling. Natasha: 37423497. Clint: 0. ]

And are you? [ Nevermind that comment about emotionally unavailable women. ]

[swissarmybow]

No. I threw a rock at her. If that's hitting on her, we're back in grade school and I want naptime reinstated.

[Sort of.]

[debts]

[ Aw. That's just adorable. ]

I'm impressed. Did you pull on her pigtails too? [ That's what children do in american kindergartens, right? ]