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Clint Barton || Hawkeye ([personal profile] swissarmybow) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-04-08 04:53 pm

heading to [community profile] exitvoid

So you haven't played me right in, what, months? Good move with the impulse app. I really like how much you care.

That's not why I'm here. I want to clear something up.

I do not have a thing for women who can kick my ass. That's all in your head. So lay off it, please.

I even said please.
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-08 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Natasha quirks a brow, making a small gap with her finger and thumb. ]

You have a small thing.
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-08 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Meh. ]

Yes?
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-08 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She quirks her brow again. ]

I know you. [ And Agent Morse. ]
therealgenius: (You want...another bird?)

[personal profile] therealgenius 2013-04-08 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you say please because your mun's a woman who can kick your ass?
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You're so sweet when you talk dirty, Barton.

Totally innocent:
] What love life?
therealgenius: (Give me words man.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGyDw-BiA5U

[personal profile] therealgenius 2013-04-08 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you should put more fiber in your diet, because you look so constipated right now it's making my stomach hurt.
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-08 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Right. ]

I don't know. I think I agree with your lady upstairs.
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[personal profile] jewish 2013-04-08 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see what the insult is. [ clearly. someone's paid ran out and left him with like 90% sex icons not awkward at all :/ ]
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-09 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Natasha snorts, then reaches out with a hand to lightly push her fingers against his forehead, like the way a child might attempt to push someone off-balance. ]

You're thinking too much about this.
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-09 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ You realize she's just going to tug you on the ear, then? ]

Should I be jealous?
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[personal profile] jewish 2013-04-09 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
And there's no problem preferring weak women you can easily dominate? Or flighty ones with no depth or challenge?
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-09 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ She pulls her hand away before he can swat at it, smiling. Natasha: 37423497. Clint: 0. ]

And are you? [ Nevermind that comment about emotionally unavailable women. ]
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[personal profile] debts 2013-04-09 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aw. That's just adorable. ]

I'm impressed. Did you pull on her pigtails too? [ That's what children do in american kindergartens, right? ]

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