reserves open at exitvoid

[expect]

…If you're looking for enthusiastic help with recruiting people to get trapped on a rusty death ship, I'm really not planning on it.


( basically join exitvoid we are awesome )

Comments

[pickedcoward]

Oh, really not plannin' on it. Lucky us, everyone knows that's twice as good as the normal kind.

[expect]

Look, okay, she can force me to be here, but she can't make me happy about it. I am aces at complaining and sarcasm.

[pickedcoward]

Know the type. Think I'm qualified to hand out trophies by now, but you know how these things are. Leather jackets. No stretch in the pockets.

[expect]

What, can't make them bigger on the inside?

[pickedcoward]

What, am I callin' myself The Tailor by the time I get 'round to you?

[expect]

No, but you're definitely a lot weirder.

[pickedcoward]

That'll happen. [ Sorry guy, those are just the breaks. ] Not like I get to go in for a handy regeneration pick'n'mix. Might've done without the ears otherwise.

[expect]

They're still pretty bad.

[pickedcoward]

Gettin' this from that nose? It's always somethin', you humans.

Thought you would've mentioned the new chin first.

[expect]

Oi, I never want to hear another beaky joke from you after… meeting… you. … And. You get used to the chin, it's the lack of eyebrows that are weird.

[pickedcoward]

But the nose works for me. Got the ears to go with it, y'see. [ Triumphantly flicking an earlobe. Pride for daft old faces everywhere. ] Still, guess I've done worse than browless giraffes and rooster heads. [ ...huh. ] Talk about things you don't expect to have to say.