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[buoysterous]

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I t)(oug)(t you said you weren't keel)(auling anyone else over to t)(at plaice, mun! Especially not M--E, since you're still dredging up t)(e details for the AU. Not to mention I can't even )(ope you'll glub someone into bringing along my Angelfis)(..!

T)(at's alrig)(t- I'm perc)(fectly okay wit)( being t)(e sole 'survivor'. At least until you can work out an angler to get )(er t)(ere too. Meanw)(ale, w)(y don't you get back to t)(e rest of t)(at stuff you need to get done? Believe me, w)(en it comes to going T)(ERE, I can definitely )(old my sea)(orses!



translation:

Hehehehe

I thought you said you weren't keelhauling anyone else over to that plaice, mun! Especially not ME, since you're still dredging up the details for the AU. Not to mention I can't even hope you'll glub someone into bringing along my Angelfish..!

That's alright though- I'm perchfectly okay with being the sole 'survivor'. At least until you can work out an angler to get her there too. Meanwhale, why don't you get back to the rest of that stuff you need to get done? Believe me, when it comes to going THERE I can definitely hold my seahorses!

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

right uh
im kinda neww to this wwhole fuckin alternate reality shit so
im just gonna go ahead an ask wwhat the swweet glubbin fuck are you seriously some kinda boy vversion a fef

[buoysterous]

T)(at sounds about rig)(t, yep! And you're a boy version of Eliade, aren't you?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho the fuck is elia
oh
wwell i guess if youvve figured it out thats probably my uh vversion a me you havve
so i
guess i am

[So awkward; he almost doesn't know how to deal with this.]

[buoysterous]

[Grinning so broadly with all those goddamn shark teeth.]

T)(at's rig)(t! W)(y do you look so glubbing down about it t)(oug)(?

[caligulas_aquarium]

its just kinda wweird seein any fef around really girl or not
i mean yeah the wwhole thing is wweird by itself but
uh
just my fef is kinda indisposed right noww
by wwhich i mean permanently
if you catch my drift

[buoysterous]

[Now? Not grinning so much.]

O)(.

I know w)(ic)( one you are now. You're t)(e one t)(e girl from t)(e tower was talking about.

[He looks very, very unsure right now.]

I'm kind of disappointed.

[caligulas_aquarium]

right wwhy the fuck am i not surprised
fantastic really
i should a fuckin knowwn theres probably not a single fuckin troll alternate or not out there wwho doesnt knoww at this stage im sure i knoww exactly wwhat you fuckin think a me
you knoww wwhat forget it
fuck this
ill go im not gonna hear shit from you i havvent heard from evveryone else already

[buoysterous]

O)( s)(ut up you glubbing drama queen! I wasn't even going to start )(akeling you about it but if you want me to I can! I was just letting you know )(ow disappointed I was. Don't I )(ave a RIG)(T to be?

[caligulas_aquarium]

uh
right yeah i guess you do
just you knoww im in twwo places full a trolls an evvery fuckin time its the same thing so excuse me if im a little on fuckin edge about it ok
havvin said that evven before this wwhole glubbin mess im used to evveryone bein reely fuckin hostile towwards me anywway so its not like it matters
same outcome for different reasons no matter wwhat

[buoysterous]

Well you can't reely blame t)(em I mean you did kind of take a searious dive out of sanity and rig)(t into a w)(irlpool of GLUBBING NUTS.

Didn't )(elp any t)(oug)(, did it? Doing w)(at you did. It only turned out bad in t)(e end and you wound up D--EAD, and w)(at good is t)(at doing ANEMONE of us?

[caligulas_aquarium]

i

[A pause.]

youre not really tellin me anythin i dont knoww you knoww

[buoysterous]

Of course I KNOW. But t)(at doesn't mean you actually GET IT. I'll bet you anyfin you're still acting just t)(e same as before, even WIT)( t)(e way t)(ings turned out!

[caligulas_aquarium]

an wwhy shouldnt i
honestly wwhat difference is it gonna make if i do make up for it
evven before wwhat happened noone could fuckin stand me
at best theyll all say theyll forgivve me then go back to sayin wwhat a useless piece a shit i am
fact is in the end evven if i hadnt done wwhat i did id still be hated platonically for some reason or another
so quite fuckin frankly i dont see a point in tryin

[buoysterous]

T)(en maybe you should just make new fronds! Even if t)(e ot)(ers don't want anyfin to do wit)( you, I'm shore if you reely tried, you could find some!

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey hold on a fuckin second here wwhoevver said i dont
ivve made

[Four friends.

He thinks that over for a second. It's a pretty pitiful number, when he thinks about it.]

friends
one a them is evven a scalebeast actually hes pretty fuckin awwesome

[buoysterous]

W)(ale t)(at's good to )(ear! I wouldn't want you to be all lonely or anyfin!

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwait wwhat
you JUST said you didnt like me wwhy the fuck wwould you wwould you not wwant me to be lonely

[buoysterous]

No, I SAID I was disappointed, not t)(at I didn't like you- t)(ere you go only )(earing w)(at you want to again!

Beac)(sides, no one deserves to be lonely.