voice testing

[buoysterous]

)(e)(e)(e)(e


I t)(oug)(t you said you weren't keel)(auling anyone else over to t)(at plaice, mun! Especially not M--E, since you're still dredging up t)(e details for the AU. Not to mention I can't even )(ope you'll glub someone into bringing along my Angelfis)(..!

T)(at's alrig)(t- I'm perc)(fectly okay wit)( being t)(e sole 'survivor'. At least until you can work out an angler to get )(er t)(ere too. Meanw)(ale, w)(y don't you get back to t)(e rest of t)(at stuff you need to get done? Believe me, w)(en it comes to going T)(ERE, I can definitely )(old my sea)(orses!



translation:

Hehehehe

I thought you said you weren't keelhauling anyone else over to that plaice, mun! Especially not ME, since you're still dredging up the details for the AU. Not to mention I can't even hope you'll glub someone into bringing along my Angelfish..!

That's alright though- I'm perchfectly okay with being the sole 'survivor'. At least until you can work out an angler to get her there too. Meanwhale, why don't you get back to the rest of that stuff you need to get done? Believe me, when it comes to going THERE I can definitely hold my seahorses!

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[what is going on here............]

uh

[buoysterous]

[oh hey there...]

)(e)(e)(e, )(i!

[knightofmoe]

|--D No
|--D I don't think that's right

[buoysterous]

W)(at isn't right?

[caligulas_aquarium]

right uh
im kinda neww to this wwhole fuckin alternate reality shit so
im just gonna go ahead an ask wwhat the swweet glubbin fuck are you seriously some kinda boy vversion a fef

[adoraglubthirsty]

ATTENTION, ASSHOLE
IT TAKES MORE THAN THE RIGHT GLUBBING FONT CODE AND A FEW FISH PUNS TO RULE
AND YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE, SO CUT THE MISERABLE HOOFBEAST GLUBSHIT BEFORE SOMEBODY CUTS IT OUT FOR YOU.
THANK YOU, GOOD FUCKING NIGHT.

[wwhatever]

far!
its um good to see you i guess

[knightofmoe]

|--D All of it
|--D First of all, Sollu% is the emperor to be
|--D Secondly, you are supposed to be female
|--D Although I suppose you could be male if you tr001y wanted to be
|--D But you certain cannot take Sollu%'s place

[buoysterous]

T)(at sounds about rig)(t, yep! And you're a boy version of Eliade, aren't you?

[buoysterous]

)(e)(e)(e)(e! Wow, Kammycake, t)(at's a really glubbing good imperc)(sonation, I have to say! But I'm pretty s)(ore you're a little mistaken as to w)(o's needs to cut w)(at out!

[buoysterous]

ANG--ELFIS)(! )(i!

[buoysterous]

Sollux? W)(o-?

O)(! You mean t)(at grumpy psionic, ? I'm pretty s)(ore s)(e' not )(ig)( enoug)( on t)(e spectrum to be t)(e )(eir Apparent!

[wwhatever]

angelfish?

[Excuse her while she melts for a second.]

i didnt expect to see you here too

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho the fuck is elia
oh
wwell i guess if youvve figured it out thats probably my uh vversion a me you havve
so i
guess i am

[So awkward; he almost doesn't know how to deal with this.]

[knightofmoe]

|--D Um, no
|--D He's not a psionic
|--D Not that I'm aware of, anyway
|--D I think that is something Prince Tavros would have mentioned if it were the case
|--D And he certainly is
|--D That is his color you are typing with
|--D You should be culled for impersonating royalty like that

[wwhatever]

you glubbin idiot wwere from different univverses
far is the heir and sol is nothin more than a mustard-blooded psionic

[buoysterous]

[Just gonna swoop on in and give her a twirl and dip, yep.]

If you don't get it, you're probably not my Eliade- but t)(at's okay! I didn't reely t)(ink I'd see any version of you around eit)(er!

XDDD

[adoraglubthirsty]

WAIT...WHAT?
AND WHAT THE NOOKCHAFING GLUB DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
OH MY GOG. WAIT A SECOND. THAT QUIRK.
...FEFERI?

[wwhatever]

[Oh gosh she nearly has a heart attack.]

i could die a happy troll right noww

[It takes her a moment to snap out of it but even then she was flushing.]

do you mean wwere-?

[buoysterous]

)(ey, )(--EY! Let's not go diving off t)(e deep end so fast, okay? Maybe in YOUR universe Sollux is t)(e )(eir, but I'm it in my world as far as I know- so maybe you s)(ould be a little more conc)(siderate of w)(at you're saying.

c:

[buoysterous]

Faraon, actually! And geez, w)(at a mout)(! I guess t)(ere's some t)(ings t)(at just don't change no matter wh)(at world you dive into, )(u)(?

[buoysterous]

[Grinning so broadly with all those goddamn shark teeth.]

T)(at's rig)(t! W)(y do you look so glubbing down about it t)(oug)(?

[knightofmoe]

|--D Alternate universes
|--D Right
|--D The ne%t thing you will tell me is that I am b100b100ded and female

[wwhatever]

wwell
yes you are
wwould you wwant to meet her or somethin?

[knightofmoe]

|--D I am e%tremely considerate
|--D I simply find it e%ceptionally offensive for someone to impersonate royalty
|--D You should mind your place and not try to e%ceed your b100d color