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[longwinded]

so being over in one game with me wasn't enough huh?
no?
well you can do whatever you want, i'm not here to remind you that this will be game number five.
or you know...
the fact that i don't really like this setting. at all.
you have horrible taste. :/

Comments

[ghostytrainer]

may as well save your breath, dude. (hahaha!)
they never listen to that.
look on the bright side though! the setting sucks ass, but at least you won't be alone once you get there.
though i guess i should at least apologize since this is partially my mun's fault.

[longwinded]

haha, whoa.
good one there.
i won't be alone?
as comforting as that sounds.
actually.
i'm not sure if it's actually comforting at all.
tell your mun that i dislike them with a passion.

[ghostytrainer]

*shrug*
hey, it's better than nothing.
and there are some pretty cool people there from other worlds too.
there are times between all the death, mayhem, and mindfuck when it's really not AS bad as it could be.
but when it's bad, it's...bad.
will do though. not that that will make any more of a difference than griping at yours will.
pretty sure they're both just laughing over this.

[restitchtime]

Don't listen to dippyass brightside up there; not being alone makes it about thirty times worse at least. And considering how much of a sad torture porn ripoff the place is that's saying something.

[longwinded]

whoooa.
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
so you're telling me you would rather be alone?
and suffer alone too?

[You people are fricking crazy.]

[restitchtime]

Implying that anybody ever lets me actually get some goddamn sleep around here, that's almost cute. What's next, going to tell me that I'm kind of offensive?

What I'd really prefer is to be left the hell alone minus the suffering, but if that's not an option then yes. Considering the fact that nearly everyone I know ratchets up the blistering urge to rip out my own eyeballs in frustration I'd rather stick to the one person I can count on to actually be fucking useful.

[tentacletrainer]

Don't be so glum, John.
The setting may be absolutely terrible what with the monsters, the torture, the despair-inducing knowledge that your world may be destroyed completely and there is no way to return no matter how hard you look or try, and that you and your friends are likely doomed to a long life of pain, suffering, anguish and death that doesn't last nearly long enough, it's not all that bad.

[longwinded]

i'm not being glum!
you're just being far too casual about this.
why is that.
happy seeing you after two years.
you'll be in pain for the rest of your life?????????

[tentacletrainer]

John, please tell me I do not need to teach you in the ways of human sarcasm as well.
The casualness of the statement made is just to emphasize how much disdain is thinly veiled by the statement as a whole.
And it isn't a constant pain.
Actually, for all the talk of how absolutely awful and horrible the place is, it seems kind of uneventful.
Sure there was that time where a tape made me go a little crazy and I did some pretty horrible things.
But really I think that's the worst I've seen so far.
It's a little disappointing, almost.
But no, in all honesty John, while it may sound bad?
There are lots of us here to support each other.
And they make a world of difference.

[thornythaumaturge]

don't listen to rose up there either!
she's just a debbie downer and has to make everything into a grim and gloomy atmosphere of unhappiness.
i mean, it wasn't all bad...
not really anyway.


okay so it kind of really sucked balls but still.
you should listen to the advice of someone who doesn't hate everything all the time ANYWAY.
she really makes everything sound about a hundred times worse than it actually is!

oh i guess i should specify.
don't listen to the red rose.
i don't have any experience with any other purple ones but me!

[restitchtime]

This is the sort of stupidity I was talking about, fyi. Hang around too long and your brain will start dribbling out your ears and make you think that every fucking moment is the perfect time for sunshine and rainbows.

It's not pretty.

[thornythaumaturge]

hey i admitted that the tower is kind of a horrible place!
and i definitely didn't say anything about sunshine and rainbows.
though i guess if you're angry all the time you could certainly get that impression.
i was just saying he needs to ask someone who doesn't see everything as some form of torture.
i mean i am pretty sure he doesn't see life as this acid bath you constantly describe it as!

[longwinded]

wait.
i am really confused.
i mean this place sounds doom and gloom.
like really doom and gloom.

so everything sucks balls and you, this rose.
are okay with that.
okay then....

[thornythaumaturge]

i didn't say i was OKAY with it!
i just like to look on the brighter side of things!
and not EVERYTHING sucks balls!
what is with everyone and taking things so literally?!
i mean unless suddenly being around friends sucks balls.
or being around DEAD friends who you wouldn't see otherwise sucks balls.
or BEING ALIVE SUCKS BALLS.

[knightime]

welcome to animus
the name of the game is to see how many times you die where the amount of times you die dont actually matter
im your host dave strider

[longwinded]

oh geez.
you too?

[Man. This place is either getting better or getting worse. He doesn't know. He rather not see people he likes getting hurt. So that wasn't particularly a bad "oh geez".]

i'll pass on my turn.
or not.
since i don't have much of a choice.

[knightime]

ive been there for awhile
longer than i actually care to admit

hahah having a choice
get used to that
you dont get a lot of choice there either
well thats a lie
you get to do a lot of shit but you also get to go through hell and back without much of a choice

its fun
i have so much fun there
im falling over myself over how much fun it is

[cullscuttlefish]

I t)(ink everyguppy else covered )(ow muc)( t)(e setting sucks. Except t)(ey failed to mention t)(at you're pretty muc)( glubbing to want to punc)( Jason immediately. I'd be a w)(ole lot more worried if you didn't want to punc)( t)(e smug bass)(ole wit)(in five minutes of seeing his stupid face and his mot)(erglubbing scalpels.

But I also t)(ink Dave and Vriska will be reely glad to sea you. And reely, admins seaside, it's...not terribubble. I mean, it sucks, and I reefuse to say it cod get worse because t)(at means it will immediately get worse, but it's one of t)(ose t)(ings w)(ere w)(at krills you makes you stronger? T)(at doesn't kelp, does it?

[longwinded]

seems like it.
at the mention of nutrition bars every meal i want to punch him.
and hey i don't even know the guy.
you can't even live on that.
whoa.
no one mentioned scalpels.

i'd be glad to see them too.
not that this is really the place to want to see someone.
no.
not really.
that wasn't helpful at all really.

[plushaeusrumpified]

johnny boy.
come into my brosom and i will protect you.







except thats a fucking crock of shit lets be honest.
aint no protecting you from the shit this place throws at you.
good fucking luck.
youre gonna need it.
specially since right now im off in the fucking wasteland and cant do jack shit.
give dave a hug when you get there.
the shorter dave.
lifes tough he needs it.
you didnt hear it from me.

[longwinded]

uh...


thanks i guess?
the shorter dave?
i guess i can can give him a tender bro embrace.
i'm sorry this is all so sudden though.

[threadspinner]

it would be mine's game number five, too.
and she just got a third into my own game, which is highly suspect.
and it's not so bad, really.
you just need to think of it a better way.

[longwinded]

they just don't know how to stop.
i mean have you seen their inboxes lately.
i'm literally shaking my head.

and how do you suppose i look at this?

[barbasol]

I BELIEVE IN YOU, SON.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
:)

[longwinded]

dad...
this is serious though. :/
but thanks for believing in me.

[He misses you Dad...]