dear_mun | on reserve to animus

may as well save your breath, dude. (hahaha!)
they never listen to that.
look on the bright side though! the setting sucks ass, but at least you won't be alone once you get there.
though i guess i should at least apologize since this is partially my mun's fault.

haha, whoa.
good one there.
i won't be alone?
as comforting as that sounds.
actually.
i'm not sure if it's actually comforting at all.
tell your mun that i dislike them with a passion.

*shrug*
hey, it's better than nothing.
and there are some pretty cool people there from other worlds too.
there are times between all the death, mayhem, and mindfuck when it's really not AS bad as it could be.
but when it's bad, it's...bad.
will do though. not that that will make any more of a difference than griping at yours will.
pretty sure they're both just laughing over this.

Don't listen to dippyass brightside up there; not being alone makes it about thirty times worse at least. And considering how much of a sad torture porn ripoff the place is that's saying something.

Don't be so glum, John.
The setting may be absolutely terrible what with the monsters, the torture, the despair-inducing knowledge that your world may be destroyed completely and there is no way to return no matter how hard you look or try, and that you and your friends are likely doomed to a long life of pain, suffering, anguish and death that doesn't last nearly long enough, it's not all that bad.

you lost my interest at death, mayhem, and mindfuck.
pretty sure with the way they're up there bouncing around they aren't giving me much choice.
i should be used to this.

don't listen to rose up there either!
she's just a debbie downer and has to make everything into a grim and gloomy atmosphere of unhappiness.
i mean, it wasn't all bad...
not really anyway.

okay so it kind of really sucked balls but still.
you should listen to the advice of someone who doesn't hate everything all the time ANYWAY.
she really makes everything sound about a hundred times worse than it actually is!

oh i guess i should specify.
don't listen to the red rose.
i don't have any experience with any other purple ones but me!

i'm not being glum!
you're just being far too casual about this.
why is that.
happy seeing you after two years.
you'll be in pain for the rest of your life?????????

This is the sort of stupidity I was talking about, fyi. Hang around too long and your brain will start dribbling out your ears and make you think that every fucking moment is the perfect time for sunshine and rainbows.

It's not pretty.

whoooa.
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
so you're telling me you would rather be alone?
and suffer alone too?

[You people are fricking crazy.]

wait.
i am really confused.
i mean this place sounds doom and gloom.
like really doom and gloom.

so everything sucks balls and you, this rose.
are okay with that.
okay then....

John, please tell me I do not need to teach you in the ways of human sarcasm as well.
The casualness of the statement made is just to emphasize how much disdain is thinly veiled by the statement as a whole.
And it isn't a constant pain.
Actually, for all the talk of how absolutely awful and horrible the place is, it seems kind of uneventful.
Sure there was that time where a tape made me go a little crazy and I did some pretty horrible things.
But really I think that's the worst I've seen so far.
It's a little disappointing, almost.
But no, in all honesty John, while it may sound bad?
There are lots of us here to support each other.
And they make a world of difference.

Implying that anybody ever lets me actually get some goddamn sleep around here, that's almost cute. What's next, going to tell me that I'm kind of offensive?

What I'd really prefer is to be left the hell alone minus the suffering, but if that's not an option then yes. Considering the fact that nearly everyone I know ratchets up the blistering urge to rip out my own eyeballs in frustration I'd rather stick to the one person I can count on to actually be fucking useful.

hey i admitted that the tower is kind of a horrible place!
and i definitely didn't say anything about sunshine and rainbows.
though i guess if you're angry all the time you could certainly get that impression.
i was just saying he needs to ask someone who doesn't see everything as some form of torture.
i mean i am pretty sure he doesn't see life as this acid bath you constantly describe it as!

welcome to animus
the name of the game is to see how many times you die where the amount of times you die dont actually matter
im your host dave strider

i didn't say i was OKAY with it!
i just like to look on the brighter side of things!
and not EVERYTHING sucks balls!
what is with everyone and taking things so literally?!
i mean unless suddenly being around friends sucks balls.
or being around DEAD friends who you wouldn't see otherwise sucks balls.
or BEING ALIVE SUCKS BALLS.

Of course not; he's an Egbert, which means he's operating on a third more bubblegum optimism than is healthy for a human being. Just think of me as a natural balance for his bad outlook on reality.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong! I mean look how well being positive worked out for you, you little puzzleteer.

whoa whoa.
whoa.
okay, okay.
no need to get up in arms about this.
i'm not even taking this as literally as i could be.
okay?

yeah that was about where i lost interest too.
i think that's where most sane people lose interest.
but come on man. keep this attitude up and you will just be completely miserable the entire time you're here.
sure it sucks major balls, but between you and me and rose and dave and dave and jade strider and vriska we can cut that suckage percentage down...idk. maybe halfway?
depends on how ambitious we're feeling.
and which admin is in charge.

that is not a fair point to bring up.
everyone suffered from that, no matter their outlook!
therefor your argument is rendered invalid until further data is gathered!

egberts are in no way irrationally cheery and happy, yet here you are irrationally angry and spiteful.
there is no balance there, natural or otherwise!

no, no.
i'm fine you don't need to do that.
hey i'm just going by what i've heard, and things i've heard aren't good.
have you not seen everything i have?
or maybe it was on purpose that i've seen all the bad things.
as reassuring as you sound rose, i just don't know.
i'm still pretty wary.

hahaha.
offensive?
yeah you're pretty offensive i guess.
but you're all bark.
if i couldn't take an insult or two we would be in some deep shit.

[wow rose.]

harsh.
you can't trust anyone?

Bullshit everyone suffered from that, you sunny little fuckwad. You didn't play well enough and everyone else got fucked over because you thought you could hack it. That's more than enough proof for me.

oh geez.
you too?

[Man. This place is either getting better or getting worse. He doesn't know. He rather not see people he likes getting hurt. So that wasn't particularly a bad "oh geez".]

i'll pass on my turn.
or not.
since i don't have much of a choice.

Shit, aren't you observant? I'll let you in on a little secret: I've got bite, too. Watch where you step.

Oh, I can trust them just fine. Unfortunately what I'm trusting is that no matter what the hell we're doing they'll find a way to fuck it over as if their life depended on it. Not exactly the kind of reliability I want.

[HER FRIENDS ARE ASS THEY RUIN EVERYTHING!!!]

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