Goddamnit Soundwave

[robocreep]

[Guess who isn't sorry. Not sorry at all. He's got some good pictures. Now he just has to unload all this data on a Shockwave or into a system somewhere and everything will be fine. Yes he did spend a good chunk of his afternoon essentially playing with little talking action figures, what of it?

They're goddamn magic action figures. One of them had a flame thrower. One of them had a black hole in his chest. Or whatever it was, he doesn't really care, it just shouldn't be.

The mun needs to stop giving him all these dirty looks, he has important things to do.

Seriously, not one fuck is being given over some tiny robot's hurt feels.]

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[malfunctionbot]

[That's the question, isn't it? What the hell can Rabbit even do against such a giant, well-built thing? Certainly nothing in his arsenal would even let him stand a chance.

Welp, better stick to casual threats.] Just l-l-leave my family alone, b-big guy an' ya won't have any problems with me anymore!

[Yeah, you sure showed him, Rabbit.]

[robocreep]

[It would be almost perfect right now if Peter showed up and he could dangle him around some more. Just for funsies.

He'll just settle on picking Rabbit up again.

Go on tin man, show him what you got. Two long fingers move down to try and pluck up the little robot by the back of his shirt.

Fight him, pee wee.]

[malfunctionbot]

[HEY. NOT COOL, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN. FLAILING NOW.] N-nonono! Put m-me down! I didn't say I wanted t' t-talk face-t'-face!

[robocreep]

[He lifts Rabbit up, holding him a few inches away from the visor.

There's a blast of hot air from the vents, the mech issuing another soft hiss as he examines the outrageous little bot up close.

Well if you weren't falling apart, you'd have some nice craftsmanship, drone.

So there's that.

He's starting to get another idea. He's bored, he could use some entertainment.]

[malfunctionbot]

[Rabbit winces at that blast but still just looks more offended than anything, because really, after two other previous encounters, the copper 'bot isn't exactly worried about getting too hurt from this other guy. He doesn't seem like he's going to hurt anyone exactly.

Just kind of a giant annoyance.

But Rabbit is a brat and not in the best or smartest of moods, so when he is lifted up so close to the other's face, there will be an attempt to kick at the mech's head while he's up so high. Smart boy, Rabbit.]

Almost typed kink monster. This could have become a very different post.

[robocreep]

[Soundwave doesn't normally bother hurting anyone. You know, expenditure of energy. Effort. Meh. He usually has better things to do but he's been cooped up in a tiny little city for over a year now and his boss is a mindless ink monster so he's got nothing to do.

Again, Rabbit is (rather roughly) set back down on the ground, and the larger mech takes a step back. The visor blasts white as he focuses on the ground in front of the smaller robot and-

An image shimmers into view. How good is your pop culture, Rabbit?

Also, this is not a dance off. This is Soundwave being 'fair'.]

That's funny cause the last post you did I thought said kiss instead of hiss and I was like wow

[malfunctionbot]

[A squint of bi-colored photoreceptors at that image, Rabbit really being just generally confused about what the fuck is going on, but he focuses on the image and attempts to make it out.

...Though a dance off wouldn't be such a bad idea either.] W-what....

Obviously we're corrupted

[robocreep]

[Alien technology, Rabbit. Ever hear of hard light? No? Well you're about to.

He even casts a shadow. The image rolls its shoulders, and then gestures sharply.

Go on. Hit him. Make this day entertaining. Don't make him throw the first punch]

And just bad people

[malfunctionbot]

[Sorry, buddy, but Rabbit is way too damn just busy staring to even consider throwing a fist around. Cause wow, that shit is crazy cool.

Though a copper digit may slide out to just kinda poke at it.]

Yes that too

[robocreep]

[You seemed pretty keen on pickin' a fight with him not but a few seconds ago, Rabbit. Soundwave is totally willing to give it to you.

Here's a demonstration. He grabs at the hand going to poke at him, and yanks forward, stepping aside and attempting to trip the bot over his leg.]

[malfunctionbot]

[...And that was a very loud, ungraceful clatter of copper to the floor, face down.]

O-oooOw.... Whatcha d-do that for?!

[robocreep]

[GJ Rabbit. The hologram takes a step back and waits for Rabbit to get up, the robot up above apparently getting quite the kick out of this.

Wanna try again down there?]