Goddamnit Soundwave

[robocreep]

[Guess who isn't sorry. Not sorry at all. He's got some good pictures. Now he just has to unload all this data on a Shockwave or into a system somewhere and everything will be fine. Yes he did spend a good chunk of his afternoon essentially playing with little talking action figures, what of it?

They're goddamn magic action figures. One of them had a flame thrower. One of them had a black hole in his chest. Or whatever it was, he doesn't really care, it just shouldn't be.

The mun needs to stop giving him all these dirty looks, he has important things to do.

Seriously, not one fuck is being given over some tiny robot's hurt feels.]

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[malfunctionbot]

[ALL OF MY HURT FEELS, BUDDY.]

[robocreep]

[WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT IT]

[malfunctionbot]

[I AM A MAN I DON'T CRY *sniffle*]

[robocreep]

[YOU ARE A HUGE BABY. GO ON, ANTAGONIZE THE GIANT ROBOT. SEE WHAT HAPPENS]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[YOU STILL OWE HIM A NEW SHIRT, YOU BIG JERK]

[malfunctionbot]

[BUT I DON'T WANT TO DIE-oh who is he kidding like he can stop himself.]

Y'know, B-B-Big Guy, it's one thing t' mess around with me, b-but th' second ya mess with my brothers, that's when ya g-get on my bad side.

[robocreep]

[Look at him, he's petrified. Really no he's shaking in his giant metal pedes.

... Soundwave just stares down at him blankly. Guess who he also messed with? Peter. He messed with him too. Dangled him and everything. What are you gonna do about it?]

[robocreep]

[YEAH IT'S TOTALLY ON HIS TO DO LIST. TOTALLY. LET HIM JUST FLY BY JC PENNY'S AND PICK UP A NEW SHIRT FOR YOU]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[YOU'D BETTER GET ON THAT, IT WAS HIS FAVOURITE SHIRT. IT HAD RIBBING ON THE SLEEVES AND EVERYTHING.]

[malfunctionbot]

[And Rabbit may be just a bit more protective over Peter than his brothers because 1) fleshy and delicate and 2) just recently brought back from the grave. So yeah, one unhappy automaton, glaring up at you, buddy.]

What? Don't g-got anythin' t' say t' me? 'Bot got yer tongue?

[malfunctionbot]

[HEY WAS THAT SARCASM. I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT IN THE BUILDING...]

[robocreep]

[Soundwave doesn't talk, Rabbit. That's just not a thing he does. He cocks his head to the side lightly, before letting out with a pneumonic hiss]

--DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A FOOL!--

[The recording blasted out, rumbling, threatening and vicious, louder than a clap of thunder. He's not angry really, he's just trying to intimidate the smaller bot into leaving him alone. More important things to do than to play with little tiny robots.]

[robocreep]

[OH HOW FANCY. HE TOTALLY CARES. LOOK HOW MUCH CARE HE IS SHOWING RIGHT NOW THE JON. HE ISN'T EVEN LOOKING AT YOU.]

[robocreep]

[He could take the top off the building but he's really not getting into it. Really The Jon's shirt is about the least important thing in the entire universe right now]

[malfunctionbot]

[I dunno, IT WAS PRETTY DAMN FANCY....]

[robocreep]

[NOT A SINGLE FUCK]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[TO HIM, MAYBE ;_;]

[malfunctionbot]

[Rude. No Starbucks gift card for you at Christmas.]

[malfunctionbot]

[C'MERE, TH'JON.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[WELL HE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIX THAT. GET OUT YER WALLET, SOUNDWAVE, WE DOIN' THIS!]

HEEEEEY!

[... yes he is smiling and waving.]

[robocreep]

[See this? This is called 'ignoring'. He is ignoring you, The Jon. La la la can't hear you.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[WAAAAAAAAH RABBIT THAT SHIRT WAS SO FANCY]

[robocreep]

[He'll be spark-broken to hear that.]

[lovesbobbydarin]

[Oh, it'll take more than a little ignoring to deter The Jon!]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

[robocreep]

[How about a whole lot of ignoring? And Soundwave turning in the other direction and looking at something completely different? Look at him go, he's a class A ignorer here. He's been ignoring far more obnoxious things for thousands of years, just look at Starscream]