welp.

[partnered]

Rrrgh! You can't be --

That's actually less funny than Shiki trying to confiscate my shorts. [ Punctuated by an irritable huff. ] What are you, some kind of weirdo? Most people would be nauseous, not giggling to themselves like some kind of idiot. It's embarrassing that I even have to explain that.

... yes, you're right. This was a stupid reason to finally try out this new place. And no, you're not making that into a new username.

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[neverplaysfair]

Were there handcuffs?

[partnered]

[neverplaysfair]

I see. How about gags?

[noisy]

Well, then that would've made it difficult to shout, "You'll never catch me alive, coppers!" while he's in the middle of fleeing the scene.

[partnered]

[partnered]

[ god why are there two of you ]

-- Why would anyone shout that?

[noisy]

Beats me. You're the one with the unusual hobbies.

[neverplaysfair]

Ah, but maybe they'd have to use one after he continued shouting it, long after being caught.

[partnered]

[ there's so much congealed wtf here that he has to tick it off on his fingers ]

I don't have unusual hobbies.

I'm not getting chased or caught by anyone.

And what kind of moron keeps yelling "you'll never take me alive!" after they've already been caught?

[partnered]

If you want to weave some kind of weird fantasy together between yourselves, leave me out of it.

[neverplaysfair]

I'd say stalking artists is a rather unusual hobby, and we know you do that.

Besides, couldn't you keep yelling it as a warning? "Let me go or I'll kill myself" or some such?

[noisy]

I was actually thinking something more of an Old-Western type deal.

[partnered]

I don't stalk anyone.

[ IT'S NOT STALKING IT'S JUST APPRECIATION YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAAAANNNNND ]

[partnered]

And I'm not suicidal or a cowboy. Denied.

[neverplaysfair]

[ No, no. Joshua understands perfectly. ]

But the important question everyone wants to know the answer to is: do you know how to ride?

[partnered]

[ wanna fight about it ]

I think everyone really wants to know when you're planning on getting your head checked.

[neverplaysfair]

[ sure. you're on. ]

Mmm, only if we're playing doctor. [ And he giggles. ]

[partnered]

I'm not suicidal, not a cowboy, and not your doctor.

[neverplaysfair]

You don't need to actually be any of those things in order to fantasize about them.

Well, maybe excluding being suicidal, unless it's something like a lovers' suicide.

[partnered]

Why would I fantasize about anything involving you?

[neverplaysfair]

It's okay, Neku. No need to be bashful. Boys your age think about these sorts of things all the time!

[partnered]

Not about the guy who leaps at the chance to screw them over at --

[partnered]

[partnered]

-- Don't even turn that into something weird.

[neverplaysfair]

[ Giggle giggle ]

Screw them, you say?