welp.

[partnered]

Rrrgh! You can't be --

That's actually less funny than Shiki trying to confiscate my shorts. [ Punctuated by an irritable huff. ] What are you, some kind of weirdo? Most people would be nauseous, not giggling to themselves like some kind of idiot. It's embarrassing that I even have to explain that.

... yes, you're right. This was a stupid reason to finally try out this new place. And no, you're not making that into a new username.

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[neverplaysfair]

Oh? Do tell.

[partnered]

As if.

[neverplaysfair]

Aw, won't you share your secret with little old me?

[partnered]

You're like the last person I'd go around telling secrets to.

[neverplaysfair]

[ ... Hmm. ]

Did you sleep with someone?

[noisy]

Uh-huh. Me.

[partnered]

Wha --?!

[partnered]

Rrrgh! In your dreams!

[noisy]

Gosh, Neku, surely you'll make the people talk if you make it sound like you know my subconscious so well.

[noisy]

Have you been peeking?

[partnered]

Shut up. I don't need two of you pestering me.

[partnered]

-- And even if I could, there's no way in hell I'd want to see whatever's in there.

[noisy]

Be still, my beating heart. The boy admits that I'm the only one for him, oh mercy me.

[ sigh!! ]

2/3 btdubs

[noisy]

-- Ah, but jests aside, [ He's even-toned, as though he weren't just laying it on thick with the dramatics just seconds ago. ] I suppose it's only natural that I correct your egregious assumption that my manner of thinking is in any way similar to...

3/4 i'm a liar

[noisy]

[noisy]

... your... unique choice of reading material...

[partnered]

Rrrgh! Stop twisting stuff around! You know that's not what I meant!

[partnered]

-- ... reading mater --

[partnered]

Wha --!? Don't pin that on me!

[partnered]

There's no way in hell that I'd go and look at something like that voluntarily! Not in a thousand years! Not in a million!

[noisy]

Ten million, then. Boy, the years have been very kind to you.

[partnered]

... I don't get why you're being so smug when you were the one they thought would have all those weird...

[partnered]

... interests.

[destructoplush]

Neku, there was nothing funny about me confiscating your shorts! That was a fashion emergency!

[partnered]

I'm still pretty sure a missing button doesn't go under the "emergency" category...