welp.

[partnered]

Rrrgh! You can't be --

That's actually less funny than Shiki trying to confiscate my shorts. [ Punctuated by an irritable huff. ] What are you, some kind of weirdo? Most people would be nauseous, not giggling to themselves like some kind of idiot. It's embarrassing that I even have to explain that.

... yes, you're right. This was a stupid reason to finally try out this new place. And no, you're not making that into a new username.

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[neverplaysfair]

Oh? Do tell.

[partnered]

As if.

[neverplaysfair]

Aw, won't you share your secret with little old me?

[partnered]

You're like the last person I'd go around telling secrets to.

[neverplaysfair]

[ ... Hmm. ]

Did you sleep with someone?

[noisy]

Uh-huh. Me.

[partnered]

Wha --?!

[partnered]

Rrrgh! In your dreams!

[destructoplush]

Neku, there was nothing funny about me confiscating your shorts! That was a fashion emergency!

[partnered]

I'm still pretty sure a missing button doesn't go under the "emergency" category...

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[destructoplush]

Are you kidding me?! What if we'd been in a fight and it popped off, Neku? What if you ended up with your shorts around your ankles and a bunch of Noise coming at you?! Emergency! Fashion emergency! Besides, loose threads look so tacky!

[destructoplush]

Neku, you never think these things through.

[partnered]

Wha --?!

[partnered]

It's worse that you've thought it through this much!

[partnered]

-- Besides, I have a belt.

[ ... that dangles uselessly off his hips, but eh. ]

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[destructoplush]

How is it possibly worse to think these things through?!

[destructoplush]

[Taking that opening though. :|]

Anyway, belts are like seatbelts, Neku! You know how if you don't fasten your seatbelt and tighten it up, it doesn't work? If you don't tighten up your belt it doesn't work!

[partnered]

Because it means you're sitting there imagining me with my --

[partnered]

[ blsDGKJdfg ]

Rrgh! You --!

[partnered]

It should be obvious without an explanation!

[partnered]

. . .

[ LOOKING DOWN AT HIS BELT like this point has never occurred to him ]

It's not like my shorts are falling off, so what's the problem?

[destructoplush]

Well yeah, your shorts aren't falling off because your button's on nice and tight! You could thank me, y'know.

[noisy]

Oh, but he does! He was trying to provide an ample distraction while you bounced off the scene.

[destructoplush]

... But that doesn't even help! We gotta bounce together!

[noisy]

With his shorts tangled around his ankles? Shiki, you're doubting Neku's magnanimous nature. He'd be happy to get caught with his pants down if it means saving another innocent life.