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NO.

STOP IT. STOP BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT HIM GETTING THOSE NEW CARTOONS.

YOU KNOW WHO NEEDS NEW CARTOONS? IT CERTAINLY AIN'T THE MOUSE.

IT'S ME.

SO STOP BEING EXCITED THIS IS JUST ANNOYING.

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Are you Kidding me? I'm a convicted felon and even I can sneak into Disneyland!

More importantly you're a toon! Disneyland should be home to all of the Disney toons! They just built that extra Princess piece to the park and they can't let the king of wasteland hang out somewhere in Toon Town!? This is a travesty! A crime! I want a lawyer! And a cheese sandwich!

Ya gotta have a heart ta leave Wasteland. Trust me, if I could, I would.

Nah that's just an old wives tale. You've got a huge heart! I saw the games. Trust me anyone who has as many kids as you do and still tries to take care of them all has a heart. Why my brother only has two and he can't be bothered to get off the sofa!

There's a big difference in having heart and having a heart, Miss.

Oh yeah? What?

[He sighs. It's a really embarrassing thing to talk about.]

Whether or not someone has heart has ta do with how much they love others, right? But if a toon has a heart, it means they're loved and remembered by lotsa other people. When we quit being popular we lose our hearts and get sent down ta Wasteland.

Even if I had a plane that could get through the sky or something, I'd fall right back down as soon as I broke through. Trust me, I've tried it before.

Nope. Not buying it.

You're a cult classic! That's even better then being popular. Look at Evil Dead!

Look, okay, I think I know what it takes ta leave Wasteland better than anybody else.

Well of course you do. You're here now aren't you?

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