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NO.

STOP IT. STOP BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT HIM GETTING THOSE NEW CARTOONS.

YOU KNOW WHO NEEDS NEW CARTOONS? IT CERTAINLY AIN'T THE MOUSE.

IT'S ME.

SO STOP BEING EXCITED THIS IS JUST ANNOYING.

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Oh my gosh it's HIM! Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!

Can I have your autograph? Puhleeeeease?!

...

[Oswald stares for a moment, not sure if he heard correctly or if he was just so mad he started hallucinating.]

You... ya know who I am?

Pffft! Of COURSE I know who you are!

[Shoves a notebook in his face and pen]

I was getting all excited to go look for you in this game I just applied to because they're doing a special Disneyland event!

Oh calm down, it's not like you had two video games or anything...

Oh wait.

I kept telling them we need to get you in on this too.

Meanwhile it's all I could do to keep SOME people from convincing them that 2D animation is dead. There was actually talks of shutting down the department!

... They don't...

really let...

me into Disneyland yet.

What's your point? In case ya forgot, it was MICKEY'S name on the covers.

Are you Kidding me? I'm a convicted felon and even I can sneak into Disneyland!

More importantly you're a toon! Disneyland should be home to all of the Disney toons! They just built that extra Princess piece to the park and they can't let the king of wasteland hang out somewhere in Toon Town!? This is a travesty! A crime! I want a lawyer! And a cheese sandwich!

My mun just told me that one of the ones that hasn't come out yet has you an' Donald getting denied service because "no shoes, no shirt, no service"? What gives, they could'a done all of that with just ME! Would've even saved them money, just needing toon instead of two.

And, look, I don't care how they animate me, so long as they do. It could be stop motion or a zoetrope for all I care.

Ya gotta have a heart ta leave Wasteland. Trust me, if I could, I would.

Nah, they don't want to do stop motion, not after Frankenweenie. It'll be a few more years before they take a risk on that again.

Have things been going any better at the game you're in?

Nah that's just an old wives tale. You've got a huge heart! I saw the games. Trust me anyone who has as many kids as you do and still tries to take care of them all has a heart. Why my brother only has two and he can't be bothered to get off the sofa!

Yeah, because if your name isn't in the title, you automatically don't matter.

Not that I care, playing the first one gave me flashbacks of Disneyland... horrifying flashbacks...those soulless plastic eyes...staring into my soul...

On the bright side, if that boy and his dog ever wind up in Wasteland, we can set 'em up in Lonesome Manor, sorta like how that Pumpkin King guy takes over your Mansion every year.

My stupid mun's been so busy lately she hasn't had much opportunity ta play me a lot, but it's... okay, I guess. Got a friend living in the castle with me and everything. Not as nice as if my honeybunch was still around, but it makes things less quiet.

There's a big difference in having heart and having a heart, Miss.

Oh yeah? What?

What, all the animatronics? That's really rude for you to call them soulless. Some of my best friends are animatronic, you know, you'll hurt their feelings if they hear ya talking like that.

[He sighs. It's a really embarrassing thing to talk about.]

Whether or not someone has heart has ta do with how much they love others, right? But if a toon has a heart, it means they're loved and remembered by lotsa other people. When we quit being popular we lose our hearts and get sent down ta Wasteland.

Even if I had a plane that could get through the sky or something, I'd fall right back down as soon as I broke through. Trust me, I've tried it before.

Nope. Not buying it.

You're a cult classic! That's even better then being popular. Look at Evil Dead!

I can give or take the animatronics, but it's the costumes that get to me...the costumes...the eyes...the endless sea of grins...

[Yahtzee is just going to roll up in the fetal position now]

Look, okay, I think I know what it takes ta leave Wasteland better than anybody else.

Costumes? Ya mean like what the cast members wear when they go in to work? I don't think any of those have plastic eyes...

[He's a toon, for him they're not costumes, they're the actual characters. You're just confusing him now.]

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit?

[Holding open a comic book; on it is his picture]

[And Yahtzee isn't going to explain.]

I'd rather not talk about it, in fact I never brought it up...

Well of course you do. You're here now aren't you?

Hah! Sucks for you, long-ears, I'm gettin' a short film!

[No, Turbo, you're not. At least not one made by Disney. Also my senior film is a long way off.]

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