Mun just discovered Friendship is Witchcraft

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Oh, don't be so surprised, munnie! Of course I was going to find my way here at some point--I still need to fiddle with the recipe, so I've been going to all sorts of places!

But I think you should step away from those videos now, because Twilight's song about Francis miiiiiiight put you off your appetite. And we can't have that right before dinner! Wait until before you sleep, so you can have lots of nightmares! Nightmares build character! Just ask the ponies at the orphanage! Or Rarity! Or Fluttershy! Or any other friends I have with massive trauma!

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[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel's jaw drops.]

...What the buck!? Who even does that to a father?

[Fluttercruel may be the spawn of an evil spirit of chaos who was created to be nothing but cruel, but Fluttershy taught her a lot.]

I mean, a little falling on your face does some good, but killing her father? If I see her, I'm going to punch her. Repeatedly.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

I just told you, silly! Fluttershy!

[She giggles like it should be obvious.]

You can go ahead and punch her, but she'll probably throw you into one of her innocent friendship fires. The same way she did with her dad! But to be fair, he was pretty mean to her. Something about ants and leaving her alone in the tundra and slaughtering her wolf family and daring her to love again. I was ready to take him off her hands, but he would only take a pegasus or a unicorn.

[cruel_kindness]

Wait, so... What!? Your Flutterbutt was raised by wolves... and her father killed them?

...I take it back. I'll punch your Fluttershy's father repeatedly. Again, your universe is bucked up.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

It was a reeeeaaaaally long story. I stopped paying attention after she said she's half dragon!

You betcha yellow flank! I hope you have the same amount of dragon slaying experience as my Fluttershy, or you'll end up like one of Fluttershy's bunnies!

[cruel_kindness]

You know, I fought my way out of pony hell, or Tartarus, once. We also have The Stare. Ain't nothing going to kill us.

[nonoticeableconsequences]

Oh cool, sounds like a regular Saturday to me! Well, have fun with it. Oooh, ooh, and if you cut the neck, he'll bleed so much that you can slide down the mountain like a water slide! It's a lot of fun!