re: shenans

[bringsthefrost]

Quit playing that song! It's not as relevant as you think it is!

[Oh Jack, sweetie, you are so wrong. So so wrong. And cute when you're embarrassed. He just groans at his mun and covers his ears.]

Why the hell are there never any earplugs when you need them?

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[icy]

[ Ouch, was that an insult or an arrow because both found their target. ]

Elisa isn't real. How would you even know anything about my 'technique', anyway? You haven't got your grubby paws on me in ages.

[ DESERVED THAT FOR THE ELISA DIG. Shit, he's turning lilac, have some thicker snow. ]

[myownhand]

Oh, so you're sayin' you've had a lot more experience since then?

[icy]

This — why is everything a competition with you?

[myownhand]

Look who's talkin'.

[...]

Besides it's not a competition if I'm clearly th'winner.

[icy]

[ ... Touche. ]

Just because I'm not drooling all over — admittedly irresistible specimens like myself, so who can partially blame you — I happen to be taking my time.

[myownhand]

[Yawn.]

Three hundred and eighteen years and you're bein' beaten by a sixteen year older.

[DEMS THE FACTS.]

[icy]

[ OH MY GODDDD IT'S ON WHERE IS HIS TRIPLE H THEME MUSIC. ]

Beaten by a girl who kisses anyone that stands still long enough.

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[myownhand]

2/3

[myownhand]

3/3 i never knew i needed to use these three in a row until this moment

[myownhand]

Oh no, not standin' still. I like 'em screamin' and fightin'. Makes it more fun.

[FUCKING RUN JACK. I CAN'T CONTAIN THIS SHIT ANYMORE.no im joking she wont do shit]

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[icy]

[ ffUCK MERIDA the fuck did that come from. ]

[icy]

[ No. He's not letting anyone put even more of a blush in his ice-water veins, especially not her. They're too alike. He isn't close enough to her to keep the stabilizers on their conversation, so they get ripped off as his mood darkens and foreign heat paints across his cheeks. ]

[icy]

Screaming? [ Pointing to, well, himself over there. ] Whatever that guy's working up to, you're going to be the one on you hands and knees shrieking my name so loudly your whole damn castle gets cracks in its mortar.

[ Do you know what it's like being 300+ with no sex? Because Jack does, and he knows his own mind and after so long imagining what he wants he personally finds the idea of someone throwing him down laughable. ]

You're sixteen, you don't have any idea what I — what we might do.

[ DAMN IT, MERIDA, YOU'RE SO STUBBORN at pushing his buttons. ]

[bringsthefrost]

Hey, don't drag me into this!

[WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE HE WASN'T LOOKING. JESUS.]

1/3 YOU GUYS HAD TO WAIT ALL NIGHT FOR THIS

[myownhand]

[Sorry TKJack. Merida is currently in shoot to thkill mode. Because NO ONE. NO ONE turns her bright motherfucking red with out her permission in the middle of dear fucking mun.

NOT EVEN YOU EmJack. No lives will be spared. Petticoats will be frozen. Jack Frost will be creating a BLIZZARD before she lets him go.

ALSO WTF BRO SHE WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HORIZONTAL TANGO, SHE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT KISSING]

[myownhand]

[Through the blushing, through the embarrassment she's going to talk, slowly and a little on the quiet side. So that you listen to every word she says] I suppose I don't. [Good start righ--] But what I do know, is I want y't'make th'castle shake.

[WHAT. NO STOP. SOMEONE IS GOING TO LINK THIS ON ANONCOMM]

I want th'whole of th'kingdom of DunBroch t'know when we have alone time. So that th'maids, who should be blushin' at this point, have t'drag all the wee laddies and lassies out for some play time in th'forest.

[Probably based on a true experience]

I HOPE THIS WAS WORTH WAITING FOR

[myownhand]

I had better be screamin' your name, Jack Frost, right int'the sheets and loud enough for all of Scotland t'hear. Or what have y'waited three hundred eighteen years for?

[AND SHE IS THE REDDEST OF FUCKING RED RIGHT NOW AND PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET ALL OF THESE WORDS IN ABOUT-- OH. 5 SECONDS BUT RIGHT NOW--



]

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[bringsthefrost]

[Bro, what the fuck did you just unleash.]

[bringsthefrost]

[NO WAIT. WHAT. WHAT DID HE WAKE UP TO. NO no no no. STOP. AUGH. No why. Jack buries his face in his hands, cheeks already flushed a bright blue frost.]

[bringsthefrost]

[Tiny muffled squeaking.]

Can't we just put a sock on the door or something?

[icy]

[ Rolling his eyes (super mature, but he isn't taking anyone's side here save his own) he grips his staff so tightly the frost crackles and shifts his embarrassed glare from Merida to TKJack with a casual gesture. ]

Since you get to marry her, you can deal with her. I'm done.

[ Because he doesn't do drawn-out arguments once he's said his piece and just that much sounds colder than their ice right now as he shoots off into the air. ]

[bringsthefrost]

[Oh no. No you don't, self. Jack shoots up after him, cutting him off.]

Hey, I'm not marrying her yet. Besides that, I think you owe her an apology. That was a bit harsh, man.

[icy]

[ dfghjk self. ]

I'm not going to hold her hand and let her humiliate me just because she thinks she's the first teenager to ever have an opinion.

[bringsthefrost]

Look, I know she can be a bit of a handful but sometimes you've just gotta learn to roll with it. Half the time I don't think she even knows that what she's doing is humiliating before it's too late.

[He's been around her longer than you have, bro, take his word for it.]

[icy]

You want me to stand around until she realizes not to run her mouth off?

[ That sounds like a waste of errybody's time, says his expression. ]