re: shenans

[bringsthefrost]

Quit playing that song! It's not as relevant as you think it is!

[Oh Jack, sweetie, you are so wrong. So so wrong. And cute when you're embarrassed. He just groans at his mun and covers his ears.]

Why the hell are there never any earplugs when you need them?

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[myownhand]

Could you tell her t'stop playin' that kind of music over here as well?

This is gettin' a bit tirin'.

[ARROWS. ARROWS FOR ALL THE MUNS FACES.]

[icy]

[ IT IS SNOWING LIKE A MOTHERFUCK OVER HERE. ]

Hey.

[ There are no words for this, don't play coy. ]

[bringsthefrost]

Hey.

[Do you mind if he joins you? Hope you don't because he's going to anyway.]

[bringsthefrost]

You say that like it's an easy thing to do in the first place.

[Arrows and snowballs.]

[icy]

[ Okay, awesome, hop on your staff and we'll hide in these hoods like traumatized ravens of Dreamworks Tower. ]

... So. You and, uh.

[bringsthefrost]

[Severely traumatized ravens.]

Yep.

[icy]

[ Puffing out a long, even breath, he lets the silence fall for a handful of seconds. ]

Is that. A thing? You know, serious or whatever.

[myownhand]

I still don't know why th'muns think this is funny. I mean-- not you and me, but just [ARM MOVEMENTS.] this.


[I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE REALLY MEANS BUT I THINK WE SORT OF DO?]

[bringsthefrost]

[He lets out his own breath, blowing strands of hair up from his forehead in the process.]

In that whole alternate universe? Yeah. It's serious.

Tsun reporting for duty

[myownhand]

Don't you start.

[bringsthefrost]

I think we should know by now that they think anything that causes us some kind of embarrassment or whatever is funny.

[I THINK WE DO SORT OF]

[myownhand]

Well, at least there aren't like --[glancing around] -- twenty of you yet. That would get them started.

[AND THEN WE WOULD NEVER STOP]

[bringsthefrost]

Yeah well with any luck this won't turn into another Jackocalypse.

[He steals a few glances himself.]

By the time their muns wake up this should be old news.

[icy]

You made it on top of the bed, that's something. You know that space right beside it? [ MIMING THE NARROW BIT WITH HIS HANDS. ] Right on that rug. For maybe twenty seconds, then I left.

present and correct, carry on

[icy]

Don't you start.

[bringsthefrost]

Oh dude.

[Sympathetic shoulder pat.]

[myownhand]

Let's hope. But that's what she thought last time.

And look at what happened then. [Hand through her hair as she remembers it] I'm beginnin' t'think y'come in packs.

[Observe the wild Jack Frost in the wild D_M, grazing with his pack perched upon his shepherds staff....]

[myownhand]

You kissed me first.

[SHE'S STARTING IT.]

[icy]

Nah, I was the one who left. [ Lowering his voice so it remains between them; ] Felt like I was leading her on. Apparently you're smitten though, so. I mean, that's unexpectedly great and vaguely terrifying.

[ Lips twitching. ]

You look like you want to throw up, man, just saying.

[icy]

Yeah, as a joke.

[ YOU WANNA GO DOWN THIS ENDLESS ROAD. ]

[bringsthefrost]

[Oh, well that was all well and good then. He lowers his voice to match.]

You want terrifying, I'm vaguely horrified about what her dad might do to me if he finds out, let alone her mom.

[Normal voice, he shakes his head.]

Nah, I'm good. Just a wee bit... [AHEM. was beginning to take on a Scottish accent there] Just a bit exhausted with my mun, y'know?

[bringsthefrost]

[And I read that in David Attenborough's voice.]

Hey, if I don't look out for myself, who will?

[icy]

[ Brows raise at the slip of accent. Oho, you in deep. ]

Yeah, I know. I know, trust me on this one. [ Patting him on the arm. ] Just freeze her dad if he walks in, you can apologize later — after you've had time to put your pants back on and he's thawing in place. Lock the knees.

[myownhand]

[---- NOT TODAY BECAUSE ACTUALLY

Today is a pretty good day. For reasons.]

Fine.

[WAIT WHAT.]

I suppose it was alright. Not that bad. [...wat] Couldn't win over Elisa though. Not with that technique.

[STOP IT MER.]

[myownhand]

....Me.


[....SURPRISINGLY EARNEST VOICE. GET?]