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[biggestbaddestbrute]

Gwahahaha! About time you did something! You know how long I've been waiting on you!? If you were a minion of mine, I'd have fired you by now!

But don't think you get off easy, pal! I still do the ordering around here, so get to it! Lets go squash some chumps!

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[shendude]

[Oof.

This particular Shadowkhan, known only as ShadowkKen flops over forwards but rolls up onto his feet like only a ninja can.

And then he gets asked to show off, and that's like half of the half of the battle that is looking cool.

So ShadowKen leaps about thirty foot in the air, turns upside down and throws shuriken in a neat circle around the big guy, then adding to his little routine by opening his arms like a flying squirrel and gliding into a loop de loop. Of course it ends in a cool guy squat.]

[biggestbaddestbrute]

[And cue one impressed Bowser!]

Perfect! Maybe this is finally what I needed! A Ninja!

I mean, there were the Koopa Bros. but who ever heard of Ninja turtles, that's just stupid...

You're now an honorary member of Bowser's forces! Mario won't stand a chance against us now!

[shendude]

[Is this a thing that is actually happening? Is this seriously real life?

Whatever. The ninja holds up a hand and rubs his fingers together in a 'money' way. What does this gig pay?]

[biggestbaddestbrute]

Good question...they don't usually survive long enough to get paid in the first place.

Tell you what - beat Mario, then we'll talk prices.