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[guiltapalooza]

Why do you keep thinking our relationship is funny? It's not funny, it's-- it's romantic, and he's totally charming and, okay, comes on a little too strong sometimes, but he's always respected it when I said I wasn't sure about something. And he's always there when I need him.

Eridan is a great boyfriend. So stop getting that-- that look when you write my comments. Yeah, I've seen it, sister, and I won't put up with the judging.

Comments

[chronomancer]

wwhat
wwait
What.

1/2

[guiltapalooza]

Not you, obviously. The other--

[guiltapalooza]

Oh! I forgot to tell you that I'm dating other you, didn't I?

I just didn't want to overwhelm you when you were new and everything. [Pleading look??]

[chronomancer]

[Yeah. Just. Hang on. He needs to process this.]

[timegame]

umm





no

[guiltapalooza]

Yes.

So there.

[timegame]

no

i mean its nice that you like him and everything but
its
eridan

[wwaterboy]

[OOC: This is the Eridan she's referring to. He's older and from a bloodswap where sea dwellers are lowbloods]

wwhats funny about it i dont see anything funny
wwere practically made for each other
its like serendipity only wwith just one quadrant and an alien i cant really reproduce with
okay nevvermind but its pretty much fated lovve you knoww wwhat i mean

[guiltapalooza]

I thought I was going to be with Tara for my whole life, so I wasn't exactly counting on the reproducing thing either.

I think she thinks it's funny because we're... overdramatic or something, but we are so not overdramatic. We're-- we're appropriately dramatic.

[wwaterboy]

i dont think wwere ovverdramatic at all either!
and im okay wwith the no pailin thing too
really okay

[doomed_tits]

fiine 2omeone need2 to fuckiing tell you but every ii2 2kiirtiing around iit
eriidan iin the main tiimeliine ii2 an a22hole wiithout equal
he chace2 any potentiial relatiion2hiip he 2ee2 and then when it doe2n't pan out he whiine2 or ciite2 hi2 2uperiioriity iin our cla22 2y2tem

[She sighs this bringing up some bad memories.]

and then when he ii2 pii22ed off about a giirl not loviing hiim anymore he triied to kiill her mate2priit and then kiiled her

that'2 why you're gettiing 2hiit over thii2

[guiltapalooza]

I know all of that-- well, most of that-- but I don't get why it's relevant. No one at home judged me for the stuff my alternate vampire self did. It wasn't me, and that wasn't him!

He'd never do any of that.

[doomed_tits]

iim not conviinced but maybe that2 becau2e ii wa2 nearly kiilled by our ver2iion

[wwaterboy]

i nevver did that sol!

[doomed_tits]

iim not from your tiimeliine you iidiiot
ii mean diid you not notiice iim a giirl?

[buoysterous]

Reely?
Well I can't say I'm all t)(at surprised!

[guiltapalooza]

... You're not?

[buoysterous]

Well my mun says t)(at t)(is 'Eridan' is a male version of my Eliade, and s)(e reely knows )(ow to )(ook someone!

Threadjacking ahoy

[doomed_tits]

how can you not be 2urprii2ed by thii2?
ii know iit iisnt the 2ea dweller we know but from where iin the tiimeline are you?

[littlemissnobody]

...Something tells me there's going to need to be a lot of explaining happening when I get here.

[guiltapalooza]

Um. Yeah.

Like a novel's worth of explaining.

/throwing you everyone forever oops

[verymuchalive]

what?
well my mun and i both think youre adorable together

[guiltapalooza]

Thanks, Aradia! That's why you're my favorite roommate. And with all that stiff competition, too.

[watchher]

Oh, Willow, I am-- am very pleased you've found someone. That's lovely to hear.

Though as someone who has had a great deal of experience with trolls within my own, um, setting, you are aware that their views on romance are a bit... exotic?

[ Don't listen to him, he's only got one quadrant filled. ]

[guiltapalooza]

--Giles! Thank you! [Happy, easily encouraged smile.]

Oh, yeah, I've gotten the whole lowdown. Made a post asking for advice, sought out the troll romance expert-- who was kind of a jerk but also helpful. I've dotted all my I's. [She makes a brief poke in the air like she's really dotting an I.]

[Also, omg, Giles and quadrants seems like a total trainwreck. I love this idea.]