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[guiltapalooza]

Why do you keep thinking our relationship is funny? It's not funny, it's-- it's romantic, and he's totally charming and, okay, comes on a little too strong sometimes, but he's always respected it when I said I wasn't sure about something. And he's always there when I need him.

Eridan is a great boyfriend. So stop getting that-- that look when you write my comments. Yeah, I've seen it, sister, and I won't put up with the judging.

Comments

[chronomancer]

wwhat
wwait
What.

1/2

[guiltapalooza]

Not you, obviously. The other--

[guiltapalooza]

Oh! I forgot to tell you that I'm dating other you, didn't I?

I just didn't want to overwhelm you when you were new and everything. [Pleading look??]

[timegame]

umm





no

[guiltapalooza]

Yes.

So there.

[timegame]

no

i mean its nice that you like him and everything but
its
eridan

[chronomancer]

[Yeah. Just. Hang on. He needs to process this.]

[guiltapalooza]

I'm guessing you're a different Aradia who knows a different Eridan.

You shouldn't judge him just because yours is-- is awful and racist! Why does everyone assume that about mine? [Yeah he's totally hers now, suck it.]

[wwaterboy]

[OOC: This is the Eridan she's referring to. He's older and from a bloodswap where sea dwellers are lowbloods]

wwhats funny about it i dont see anything funny
wwere practically made for each other
its like serendipity only wwith just one quadrant and an alien i cant really reproduce with
okay nevvermind but its pretty much fated lovve you knoww wwhat i mean

[guiltapalooza]

... You're okay with it, right? I swear I don't get you confused at all. For one thing, you're like half my age.

[wwaterboy]

wwhats wwrong wwith me?
im fine okay!
i can be charming an romantic if i wwant
theres no lawws against that
uh
sorry
highblood

[guiltapalooza]

I thought I was going to be with Tara for my whole life, so I wasn't exactly counting on the reproducing thing either.

I think she thinks it's funny because we're... overdramatic or something, but we are so not overdramatic. We're-- we're appropriately dramatic.

[chronomancer]

...i hadnt evven thought of that
but
its okay
just
surprised.




...congratulations?

[timegame]

thats a distinct possibility
but its still eridan and i cant really picture him any way but the way i know him


im pretty sure everyone assumes it because thats the eridan most people are used to

[timegame]

eridan
eridan please
its you


wait highblood?
what?

[guiltapalooza]

Thanks! I guess it is pretty surprising. Heck, I was surprised when it happened, but it sort of... just did.

[Vague shrug.]

[guiltapalooza]

Well that's sort of the problem I'm having, because I've barely even spoken to the one you probably know.

So he seems like the real deal to me. I mean, he is the real deal.

[chronomancer]

yeah
he must be a great guy

[guiltapalooza]

Well... he is. [Guh blushing a little.]

What about you? Are you seeing anyone?

[doomed_tits]

fiine 2omeone need2 to fuckiing tell you but every ii2 2kiirtiing around iit
eriidan iin the main tiimeliine ii2 an a22hole wiithout equal
he chace2 any potentiial relatiion2hiip he 2ee2 and then when it doe2n't pan out he whiine2 or ciite2 hi2 2uperiioriity iin our cla22 2y2tem

[She sighs this bringing up some bad memories.]

and then when he ii2 pii22ed off about a giirl not loviing hiim anymore he triied to kiill her mate2priit and then kiiled her

that'2 why you're gettiing 2hiit over thii2

[chronomancer]

w-wwhat
me?
oh
no
a course not

[buoysterous]

Reely?
Well I can't say I'm all t)(at surprised!

[guiltapalooza]

Why is that an of course not? I'm sure you could get someone!

[guiltapalooza]

I know all of that-- well, most of that-- but I don't get why it's relevant. No one at home judged me for the stuff my alternate vampire self did. It wasn't me, and that wasn't him!

He'd never do any of that.

[guiltapalooza]

... You're not?