Blue streak speeds by... ♫

[waypastcool]

Alright, mun! Now that you got me set up here, let's get juicin'! I might be a lone hedgehog right now, but there's plenty of cool to go around. So let's start lookin' for memes or dressin' rooms to hang in. There's gotta be somewhere I can use the ol' speed! I might've lost it in Asgard, but until it moves, I'm the fastest thing on this whole site!

And don't you forget it!

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[elementofloyalty]

I know I should complain about that claim, but that's way overdone by now.

[waypastcool]

[Oh, Dash. He's met the one over in his game, so she's at least somewhat familiar to him.]

So you're sayin' I've got competition?

[elementofloyalty]

Of course you do, I'm right here! But everyone's done this matchup. So we should take it in a new direction, or something!

[waypastcool]

A new direction? I like your thinkin'. We've gotta do something new!

Something they'd never expect.

[But what? Hrmmm...]

[elementofloyalty]

Can't be enemies, they'd expect that. Can't be allies, they'd expect that too.

Can't be master and student, neither of us would ever agree to be the student!

[waypastcool]

This is a toughie.

[Is there anything they wouldn't expect? Sonic takes a moment to actually think this over.

... but just a moment.]

But there's gotta be something that'd catch 'em off guard.

[windsung]

You're the fastest thing? Really? [Kyria looks more incredulous than anything. She stares for a moment at him and then laughs.] I didn't know hedgehogs could even run! Nevermind talk.

Now me? I'm the fastest Windsung that's ever lived and we're notoriously quick buggers. No way you could beat me. [Kyria chuckles and crosses her arms. She sounds cocky about her claim, but not really super serious. There's a sense that she doesn't take MUCH seriously...]

[waypastcool]

That's 'cause you've never been on Mobius!

[Most likely, anyway. But Sonic smirks, placing a hand on his hip.]

As for speed, just watch! When I'm juicin', there's nothin' that can hold me back! Not even the sound barrier!

[And to prove it? He'll take off at full speed, breaking the sound barrier within a few steps.

But he'll be back in the blink of an eye.]

[windsung]

[Kyria frowns. She knows she can't break the sound barrier. Not yet. She'd break herself if she tried to do it so young. But he doesn't know that and she sure as hell isn't going to tell him.]

Yeah, but can you fly?

[Not that she can fly reliably yet, but again, he doesn't know that.]

Sorry. She just can't stay out of it.

[elementofloyalty]

You wanted someone fast who can fly? Because you're wasting time with him if you do.

Oh, Dash. B] I'm okay with this threadjack. ...Sonic can't stay out of it either, hehe.

[waypastcool]

So I can't fly. So what? I can still run up buildings, cruise across water, and slice through metal, stone, and anything that gets in my way.

[elementofloyalty]

You'd never get into the Wonderbolts, though.

[waypastcool]

So? I'm already a past cool Freedom Fighter and a hero.

[And saving the world is a big deal. Yup.]