Blue streak speeds by... ♫

[waypastcool]

Alright, mun! Now that you got me set up here, let's get juicin'! I might be a lone hedgehog right now, but there's plenty of cool to go around. So let's start lookin' for memes or dressin' rooms to hang in. There's gotta be somewhere I can use the ol' speed! I might've lost it in Asgard, but until it moves, I'm the fastest thing on this whole site!

And don't you forget it!

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[elementofloyalty]

I know I should complain about that claim, but that's way overdone by now.

[waypastcool]

[Oh, Dash. He's met the one over in his game, so she's at least somewhat familiar to him.]

So you're sayin' I've got competition?

[elementofloyalty]

Of course you do, I'm right here! But everyone's done this matchup. So we should take it in a new direction, or something!

[waypastcool]

A new direction? I like your thinkin'. We've gotta do something new!

Something they'd never expect.

[But what? Hrmmm...]

[elementofloyalty]

Can't be enemies, they'd expect that. Can't be allies, they'd expect that too.

Can't be master and student, neither of us would ever agree to be the student!

[waypastcool]

This is a toughie.

[Is there anything they wouldn't expect? Sonic takes a moment to actually think this over.

... but just a moment.]

But there's gotta be something that'd catch 'em off guard.