Blue streak speeds by... ♫

[waypastcool]

Alright, mun! Now that you got me set up here, let's get juicin'! I might be a lone hedgehog right now, but there's plenty of cool to go around. So let's start lookin' for memes or dressin' rooms to hang in. There's gotta be somewhere I can use the ol' speed! I might've lost it in Asgard, but until it moves, I'm the fastest thing on this whole site!

And don't you forget it!

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[waypastcool]

So? I'm already a past cool Freedom Fighter and a hero.

[And saving the world is a big deal. Yup.]