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Lady, I don't know or care what "Mass Effect" is unless it involves someone hurling asteroids at me or, I dunno, unraveling the fabric of spacetime, so you can stop calling me "Renegade Shepard."

...I'm with you on the hair.

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You look like a flarking idiot. More than you did.

[ how do you see out from your bleach blond bangs now, Quill? ]

If I'm such an idiot, why did you come back for more?

Nothing better to do.

[Uh-huh.]

Your resounding vote of confidence is appreciated.

[ The day she admits to missing him and his dumb team is the day she's been replaced with a Skrull. ]

You'll probably get us all killed. Again, seeing as it didn't take the first time.

I'll have you know sheep rearing is excellent exercise.

Hey, I got killed too. ...Sort of. And it didn't stick for you.

[Quit whining, gosh.]

That was terrible.

Dreadful, but if you want to pretend it wasn't a bad joke you can act like it was a factual statement. It's true, so it would count.

I don't think pastoralists have a military structure. Kree pastoralists, maybe.

That's where you're wrong! Shepherding has been used to teach a large number of strategic values for military application. It has a lot of logistics concerns, forward planning, resource management, security issues, command structure and multitasking is necessary. And patience.

...Also it can get you buff and tanned.

I've got practice at not staying dead. [ Not as much as Adam though. ] How did you come back anyway?

[ No. ]

You are making that up, except possibly the tanning part.

I am not. You can lead a man to education, but you cannot make him think it seems.

I don't actually know. It hasn't happened for me yet. I'm going to assume the hair and poor fashion sense are unavoidable side effects.

You should kill me again if I don't go looking for Rich, by the way.

Funny, I don't recall signing up for a class at Some Guy with a Thing for Sheep Community College. Maybe I was drunk.

Not worth it. Least you could do is get an upgrade in strength and agility, you need that more than a terrible dye job.

Don't even have to ask. [ And she'll airlock Stark if he complains. ] Guess he's getting replaced by some kid that I'm supposed to train.

[ Even Gamora thinks this is a terrible idea. ]

What the flark do you know about the Nova Force? Get that Centurion with the freaky extra robo-arm. He's still kicking around somewhere.

Nothing. But I can throw around a kid just fine.

Sheep herding also teaches you to hold your drink.

Hell, I can do that.

[He'd probably fuck it up, though.]

Don't need help with that.

I used to think that, but then I spent a while herding sheep.

It's a master class in getting completely smashed and not falling into ravines. It teaches you that long before it teaches you patience, let me tell you that.

[Man are they still on sheep what is this conversation]

Then you teach him.

Apparently I'm too busy revamping the team into the Guardians of Earth for that.

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