Muse is less than amused about private ideas

[thelittlestbub]

You're an asshole. I speak fluent asshole, and you're speaking it. Fluently.

How the hell am I your favorite? This is the way you treat your favorites?

[Yes.]

You're a sick, sick jackass.

I cannot believe you're doing this. What did I do to deserve this?

And do not say that it's because I'm your favorite.

[Well it is.]

Hate and loathing, Munnie. Hate and loathing.

Comments

[trainedbythebat]

Irony happens in the weirdest way possible, doesn't it?

(Hope Jubilee remembers his face -or at least his chin- if not his teasing grin!)

[featheredxman]

Oh come on Jubilee, they can't be that bad can they?

[thelittlestbub]

[She remembers.]

... Ya know, she keeps claiming I'm the "favorite". I'd like to see some favoritism that doesn't involve me getting my ass handed to me.

And not by guys who run around in costumes thinking they're cute.

[So there!]

[thelittlestbub]

Waaaaaaaaaaaarreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

[WHINE.]

Warren, she's being mean. Make her stoooooooooooop.

[featheredxman]

[he looks at her mun] Don't make her upset, she's no fun when she gets to the pouting stage.

[To Jubes] think that helped?

[thelittlestbub]

... Now she's snickering. I give up. I just... ARGH!

She's making me join SHIELD. AGAIN! Because the other five times wasn't enough. Then, apparently, I'm supposed to be some sort of pariah from the rest of the X-Men. Because Scott's a jerk. Not that that is news.

I really wish she'd go back to poking Creed with sticks.

[featheredxman]

Don't feel that bad mine's doing the same. [Yeah he's glaring at his mun, but really not as dangerous with the original feathers]

Scott's always been kind of a jerk, even before the whole student explosion okay. But don't be too hard on him, he had his reasons. [Though he's frowning about the Shield bit.]

You know just throwing him at Logan works well too. [Though here have an offered hug okay?]

[trainedbythebat]

In my defense, I was brought to you, and you gushed over how much you loved my fashion sense. Thirty times.

(He comes in peace!)

And I barely even touched you; all I did was tie you up.

[thelittlestbub]

[YAY! WARREN HUGS!]

Scott's always a jerk. We want him to be a jerk. It's how we know he cares.

And sometimes he cares a lot.

[featheredxman]

[Of course she gets them! She's in the family.]

Yeah, I've heard he's gotten worse though, and marrying Frost? [That's something he'll never get over, and don't mention Paige to Warren his Mun's worked hard to keep him from finding out about THAT mess]

[idkworldruler]

So if you understand the language of asshole, then wouldn't that make you an asshole?

[thelittlestbub]

Emma would only marry him if she was drugged, tied up, telepathically coerced and half dead.

[M-Day and Utopia? WHAT ARE THESE THINGS? LALALALALALA]

[thelittlestbub]

No. It's like learning French or German or something.

[thelittlestbub]

I was fifteen. Dumb came with the territory. I got better.

[Mostly.]

And kissed me.

[featheredxman]

So who spiked the punch?

[Non-existant! Because this mun is soooooooo behind]

[thelittlestbub]

... Mojo. Or Cable and Bishop. In fact, can we just blame all three?

[Mun refuses to believe M-Day happened. Ever.]

[idkworldruler]

But normally only an asshole can understand an asshole. [Logic, he has it...kind of.]

[thelittlestbub]

So, by that logic, only the French can understand the French? ... Okay, I'll give you that one.

But, it's like learning another language, that's all. You can do it from books, but getting in there and talking to people who speak it is best.

[idkworldruler]

Or you could avoid all of that and go to Applebees and speak to fellow assholes.

[featheredxman]

Sounds about right with all three of them.

[He chuckles]

Feeling a little better? Or should I drag you out for ice cream? [Because even if you're old enough he's still seeing you as a kid sorry Jubes]

[thelittlestbub]

... I have be feeling bad for you to take me out for ice cream?

[Pout.]

[trainedbythebat]

I got better, too. Lots of things have happened since then, and not all of it good.

(Pretty much.)

You didn't object.

[thelittlestbub]

Ew. No. I'd rather eat at that crap place. No thanks.

[featheredxman]

Well it would help keep you from yelling at your mun right?

[thelittlestbub]

Yeah, preachin' to the choir there.

[Crucified. Sucks.]

Well, no. You were like the only, like ever, to dare. Mostly because you don't know Logan.