older jamie bc reasons.

[undergrad]

Hey, cut it out. There's nothing embarrassing about studying fables. I'm going to be a curator — or a writer, maybe both! One day, that is. The first chapter would have to be on ... [ hmmm what a hard choice!! ] Bigfoot, obviously.

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[undergrad]

[ growling, he gives jack a playful shove. ]

I'm extremely mature, I'll have you know.

[ says the guy with a book on fairies on his bookshelf at college. ]

[snowymischief]

[Giving you a once over here. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.] Nope, don't see it.

[undergrad]

Y'know, it's comments like that which probably prompt Merida to kiss you.

[snowymischief]

[Jamie, that is taboo.] N-No, it's just because she's weird!

[undergrad]

[ you don't get to label what's taboo when everyone here is an adult, jack. 8|; ]

She's nice. I doubt she's entirely to blame for the fuss you kicked up, by the way.

[snowymischief]

[HE'S 318, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS.] She's nice, but also really weird. And yes, she is to blame! You don't kiss someone to shut them up! You... hit them or something. [Jamie, stahp, now he's remembering it and blushing.]

[undergrad]

[ going to try and be switzerland about this, although it's terribly amusing to see jack's jimmies rustled. ]

She shouldn't have kissed you to shut you up unless you were dating, I agree there. [ pausing. ] Was she your first?

[snowymischief]

[Worst best friend ever. And now he's just getting super awkward, and totes pulling his hood over his face.] ... yeah.

[undergrad]

[ scooting over and tweaking that hood, he leans forward to get a peek beneath. ]

Lucky girl, I'd say. Right?

[snowymischief]

[You're gonna see one very flushed Jack Frost.] I-I don't know. It's not like she actually wanted to kiss me, right? It was just to shut me up.

[undergrad]

[ shrugs. SWITZERLAND SO HARD. ]

I don't know, I'm not Merida. But I bet there are plenty of people who'd want to kiss you just because ... well, just because you're you.

[snowymischief]

[Okay, slight whining over here.] That is really not helping here. At all.

[undergrad]

How is that not helping?

[snowymischief]

It's embarrassing to think that a lot of people would want to kiss me! [FINE, HE'LL COME CLEAN.] I have zero experience in dating and stuff.

[undergrad]

I only dated like, one person. You're not lagging behind any massive race here, buddy.

[snowymischief]

[He's been around for 300 years longer DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD IT IS TO BE ALONE THAT LONG.] At least you've had time to get used to the idea. I spent 318 years without anything remotely close to a girlfriend, and then one suddenly kisses me twice.

[undergrad]

[ STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. >:( ]

So, you would have been more comfortable with it if she'd given you fair warning first?

[snowymischief]

[HE'S TRYING. Oh great, the tough questions.] I-I'm not sure... m-maybe? [He is very confused.]

[undergrad]

[ hmmm.

hmmmmmmmmmm. getting a really thoughtful look here, suppa casual amg never was anyone so chill as jamie bennett is as of this moment, yes sirree. ]

What if I kissed you, right now?

[snowymischief]

[There is not enough shock in the world to express his right now.] Please for the sake of my sanity, don't.

[undergrad]

[ pft, that gets a laugh. ]

I'm not going to throw my face at you, calm down. Why would it freak you out, though?

[snowymischief]

[Stop laughing at his pain!] Because you're my friend! I don't want to be kissed by you. [No offense.]

[undergrad]

[ jamie feels like a douche when that smarts a little, sitting up with a shrug. the sting vanishes a moment later when he rolls his eyes at himself. ]

Alright, so tell Merida you're not a Friends With Benefits type of guy and she'll probably knock it off.

[snowymischief]

[This just keeps going downhill.] I doubt she even knows what that means.

[undergrad]

[ jack, pls. ]

Do you even know what that means?

[ can't blame him for asking when someone kicked up a fuss earlier. ]