older jamie bc reasons.

[undergrad]

Hey, cut it out. There's nothing embarrassing about studying fables. I'm going to be a curator — or a writer, maybe both! One day, that is. The first chapter would have to be on ... [ hmmm what a hard choice!! ] Bigfoot, obviously.

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[snowymischief]

[Okay, slight whining over here.] That is really not helping here. At all.

[undergrad]

How is that not helping?

[snowymischief]

It's embarrassing to think that a lot of people would want to kiss me! [FINE, HE'LL COME CLEAN.] I have zero experience in dating and stuff.

[undergrad]

I only dated like, one person. You're not lagging behind any massive race here, buddy.

[snowymischief]

[He's been around for 300 years longer DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD IT IS TO BE ALONE THAT LONG.] At least you've had time to get used to the idea. I spent 318 years without anything remotely close to a girlfriend, and then one suddenly kisses me twice.

[undergrad]

[ STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF. >:( ]

So, you would have been more comfortable with it if she'd given you fair warning first?

[snowymischief]

[HE'S TRYING. Oh great, the tough questions.] I-I'm not sure... m-maybe? [He is very confused.]

[undergrad]

[ hmmm.

hmmmmmmmmmm. getting a really thoughtful look here, suppa casual amg never was anyone so chill as jamie bennett is as of this moment, yes sirree. ]

What if I kissed you, right now?

[snowymischief]

[There is not enough shock in the world to express his right now.] Please for the sake of my sanity, don't.

[undergrad]

[ pft, that gets a laugh. ]

I'm not going to throw my face at you, calm down. Why would it freak you out, though?

[snowymischief]

[Stop laughing at his pain!] Because you're my friend! I don't want to be kissed by you. [No offense.]

[undergrad]

[ jamie feels like a douche when that smarts a little, sitting up with a shrug. the sting vanishes a moment later when he rolls his eyes at himself. ]

Alright, so tell Merida you're not a Friends With Benefits type of guy and she'll probably knock it off.

[snowymischief]

[This just keeps going downhill.] I doubt she even knows what that means.

[undergrad]

[ jack, pls. ]

Do you even know what that means?

[ can't blame him for asking when someone kicked up a fuss earlier. ]

[snowymischief]

I was around when that term was coined. Yes, I know what it means, and there's no way Merida is anything like that.

[undergrad]

Then she's being a butthead because she gets nervous around cute guys.

[ jamie's Official Assessment of the situation, stamped and filed. ]

[snowymischief]

[dkfjgbdfjkgf are you trying to give Jack a permanent blush here.] That's-- it's not-- no! [brb just gonna shove his hood over his face again.]

[undergrad]

[ just chinhanding here. bro. c'mon. soooo serenely; ]

But you are cute, Jack. [ and more seriously!! :O ] You should learn how to deal with it.

[snowymischief]

[Nope nope nope nope. Staying under here. And his voice is probably very mumbled.] I think I hate you.

[undergrad]

You apparently think I don't have eyes, too.

[ a hand pats him on the shoulder. ]

Lighten up.

[snowymischief]

[He is just really new to all this stuff, okay.] I think that's going to be really hard at this point. [And no, his face is not coming out of that hood.]

[undergrad]

Let's practice, then!

[snowymischief]

What did you have in mind? [brain = overloaded.]

[undergrad]

Okay, alright! So.

[ eyes crinkling with a terminally amused smile, he twists around to face jack where they're sitting. ]

You're going to have to use your imagination for this. I'm a really hot girl with like, hair that smells of flowers or something, and I just walked into the room. What do you do?

[snowymischief]

[Worst. Best friend. Ever.] I throw a snowball at your face, and fly out of there.