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[snowymischief]

Stop shipping me. Merida is a friend, okay? One of the coolest people I've met, so those ideas of a relationship? Not gonna happen.

And another thing? Stop talking to her mun, and get those "AU" ideas out of your head. They do not sound like fun. Scrap 'em. Now.

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[warrens]

Well, you're an idiot but I think it's fair to say she already knew that.

[ Snorts. Jeez, look at the worrywort. ]

[snowymischief]

No, I mean, I think I really messed up. She... [God, this is hard.] She kissed me, out of nowhere, and I don't know why, and I just... pretty much yelled at her to get out.

[See? Really messed up.]

[warrens]

Oh. [ W O W. ] Why did you yell?

[snowymischief]

Did you miss the part where I said she kissed me? Out of nowhere, and didn't tell me why? She just said not to tell her to shut it.

[warrens]

Yeah, but. If she kissed you out of nowhere, she must've been too nervous to lead up to it. Plucky and brave, I'd call it.

You apologized, right?

[snowymischief]

Yeah, well I nearly got a heart attack.

[Oh. Apologising...] Uh. About that... [And he trails off, so that's a no.]

[warrens]

Wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight. A girl screws up all her courage to kiss you, so you yell at her and neglect to apologize afterwards?

... Smooth.

[snowymischief]

It was a very confusing situation, okay!?

[warrens]

She's from the thirteen-hundreds or whenever, girls back then didn't go around confessing how they felt to lads! Get over there and tell her you're sorry. All she wants is your support.

[snowymischief]

So what, they just kiss them instead? [He's from the 1700, things got better.]

Okay, okay, fine, I'm going!

[warrens]

They didn't do anything! Go, go.

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[snowymischief]

[So, the apologies have been done, and Jack is back.] Well, I apologised, and let her down tactfully, just like you said I should.

[He looks overall happy about this!]

[snowymischief]

[And now you get a whack on the head from his staff.] Except for the part where she doesn't like me!

[BUNNY WHY DID YOU SAY THAT.]

[warrens]

You d- ouch! [ OMG U INGRATE fuckfuckfuck that hurts. ] Isn't that what you wanted?!

[snowymischief]

[It was meant to. :|] Yes! Did I want to look like an idiot by assuming she liked me? No!

[warrens]

Well, at least you settled the whole mess.

[ THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. ]

[snowymischief]

[JEEZ, BUNNY.] Yeah, but good luck dealing with Merida. She's not too happy with you.

[warrens]

... Oh, crikey. See you later?

[ Thumpingthegroundsofast. ]

[snowymischief]

Yeah, we're both gonna drop by later, and have a snow day at the Warren. [This is the most innocent smile ever.]

[warrens]

You dare!

[ FUCK THIS NOISE he's hopping into that hole. See ya later, suckas. ]

[snowymischief]

[FINE, HE'LL JUST SHOUT AFTER YOU.] Well, considering how it's your fault things got so awkward for us? I think we deserve it!