dear_mun | on memes, AUs, etc

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Stop shipping me. Merida is a friend, okay? One of the coolest people I've met, so those ideas of a relationship? Not gonna happen.

And another thing? Stop talking to her mun, and get those "AU" ideas out of your head. They do not sound like fun. Scrap 'em. Now.

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Your fault.

My fault? I didn't do anythin'.

You're th'one who keeps sayin' I like you.

You know how this all started? You kissed me.

I never said that! I said you give that kinda impression by kissing me!

I was bein' nice! Would y'rather I spat on you or something? [....] Unless y'like that sort of thing.

[I WOULD SAY SHE DON'T JUDGE.

BUT SHE'LL JUDGE THAT A LITTLE BIT]

You weren't being nice! You did that just because I didn't say you don't like me! [OVERREACT MUCH.]

I don't like being spat on! [MERIDA, THIS IS WHY HE WILL NOT DATE YOU.]

Welcome to the club. We have jackets.

I kissed y'on the cheek t'be nice! Stop sayin' I did things that I didn't!

[AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE SPITTING ON PEOPLE SO STFU]

[Self, you understand this pain, right.] I don't like this club.

Mine keeps doing that with Tooth. And using the "fridge logic that" icon to make horrible innuendos.

[Ohhhhh he does. He so does.]

If you haven't met her mother yet, you're still in the safe zone.

[At least as far as he's concerned anyway. Everything went down south after that for him.]