thinking of maybe shipping off to teleios

[soloed]

Since when did I become the top contender for this? Weren't you looking at wolf-lady just like a week ago? What about the guy with all the scars and the chip on his shoulder that would punch vampires repeatedly in the face or something? Why the sudden interest in me again?

I know, I'm nosy and speak my mind too much so hijinks could ensue, I get that. But you've put way more work into the others than me. Are you sure you really wanna consider going down this path? I mean, it took you nearly a whole day just to settle on my damn name. Fleshing out my whole story from the vague details you got's gonna take forever

I don't care if you would have the whole month to work it out, it just won't get done and we both know it.

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[kalicatastrophe]

At least she hasn't written your application out and then decided maybe she wanted someone else.

Bitches be crazy.

[soloed]

I think that's the only thing keeping her from writing it out. This one sometimes has a little foresight even if time management probably leaves a lot to be desired sometimes.

[kalicatastrophe]

Jealous.

I have a built in psuedo-brother that she is trying to keep me from. And there are people there that are crazier than me.

So, what is your dealio that she hasn't written out yet?

[soloed]

My little brother's some kind of chosen one Messiah for my people because hey post-Apocalypse kinda sucks. And I guess he's supposed to hug it out or something because we've got a pretty strict rule against acting in anything less than self-defense when it comes to violence.

But the real humdinger is that I killed someone to keep my little brother safe.

I'm gonna let you guess on the reaction to that.

[kalicatastrophe]

Well that's stupid.

I mean the no violence except in self-defense thing. I mean, were you supposed to let him die? Isn't that being an accomplice? What if someone was trying to commit suicide and instead of punching them in the face 'cause violence is negative on the copacetic you just let them jump. That's like assisted suicide.

It was self-defense, it just wasn't yourself.

[prayerslike_rhymes]

The city isn't so bad, if that helps?

[soloed]

They always say that though and then you know what happens? Disaster.

[prayerslike_rhymes]

[she smiles a bit.]

I never said there wouldn't be a disaster or two. But the people are nice.

[soloed]

Oh, well then. Sign me up!

[Not. B|]

[notrosie]

Defeatist of you.

[soloed]

Brutally honest.

And also hoping to get out of this. You do realize what that place is supposed to be, right?

[notrosie]

A prison, as I understand it.

[soloed]

And I'm defeatist for trying to stop this before it starts?

[reigninhell]

What, no desire to punch vampires in the face yourself?

[soloed]

Can't say I've got the impulse. Why, do you?

[reigninhell]

Punching, no.

[Smiting is just so much simpler.]

If you go to Teleios, you might get the impulse.

[soloed]

Did you get it? Is it contagious?

[sugarfrostedfuck]

Anyone who enjoys punching vampires in the face should be a go. Come on. They deserve it. Just don't cut your fist on the fangs, Babe.

[soloed]

I can handle myself and if you don't believe me, call me "babe" again and find out.

My name's Toby.

[sugarfrostedfuck]

Yeah well, everyone thinks that. Then there's screams and blood and death.

Sure you can. I don't hit chicks. Unless their vaginas have fangs like their mouths... Toby.

[soloed]

Wow, you sure are the gentleman, aren't you, sweetheart?

[deshabille]

As I understand it, she likes hijinks a lot. You're in serious trouble.

[soloed]

I can always find a way to misdirect.

[deshabille]

You could start crying about your problems.

[soloed]

That's gotta be the worst advice I've ever heard. That's like blood to sharks.