on plans to set for dragonhaven

[itscaptainjack]

Can't say this idea of your's be a good one, love. I need me ship, I need the Pearl, not giant flying lizards jolly-ly traipsing about.

[ a sway and a frown. ] Perhaps you be forgettin', but the memories ye be wishing to leave me with leave much more to be wishing for. [ having to stare into beastie's lovely throat does rightfully warrant complaints. ]

[ oh and wait. w e l p.] And Hector be there with his wretched monkey?

[ :| ]

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[joshamee_gibbs]

The lizards, Jack; they don't traipse so much as slither. Slither-fly. Long tails and all. Scratchy claws, or so I've heard.

[justguidelines]

[Because GOD FORBID BARBOSSA NOT TRY TO COMMANDEER ALL THE THREADS.]

Mr. Gibbs.

[joshamee_gibbs]

Cap'n Barbossa!

[Great. Now he needs a drink.










Again.]

[itscaptainjack]

Ah, Gibbs. [ kind of sort of really glad to see you here, mate. ] So you've heard, but what's the story you be doing the hearing of? Best let some things stay a tale, methinks. [ particularly those that one can't plunder or steal or take. ]

[joshamee_gibbs]

Jack. Dragons?

[WHY?]

[truthful_lies]

[She hopes the dragons fry you until there's nothing left but your hat]

I'd be keeping my eye on the sky if I were you.

[itscaptainjack]

[ lovely to see you too. so long as the hat is okay! :c ]

Funny how close the sky and horizon are, love.

[justguidelines]

[There isn't enough :| in the world right now. There will never be enough :|. Get out, Jack. Get out get out get out. You smell.]

What's the matter, Jack. Afraid of a few overgrown lizards with wings? I don't think they'd eat ye; like as not, ye'd give 'em terrible indigestion.

[And quit your whining, you cockroach. You still have both legs.]

[itscaptainjack]

[ well you smell funny. and your monkey still scares him. :|| ]

Cautious. Cautious of a few otherwise legend-told fire-breathy serpents. [ there's a smile, though it's anything but pleasant or pleased or otherwise content. gosh he will never stop whining; especially if you don't like it. ] Ah - good. And may they choke on my hat.

[justguidelines]

[The monkey should scare him, which is the point. After all, the monkey's far better pirate than you'll ever be. And it's called clean, not funny. Heaven forbid, there's running water in that place, and he'll dunk you under it, too. But really, Jack. Let's be serious a moment here.]

Jack. [And it's said with the most patronizing grin ever; feel like a kid being scolded for being dumb yet?] What're a few stories, to you and I, eh? Why, by my count, ye've at least flailed through the major ones s'far. [He's going to clobber you with his peg leg, mark his words on that.] But p'raps you're right, Jack. P'raps tis not the kind of place for the likes of you. After all, we all know how ye handle a bit o' competition, aye?

[bearded_blingking]

Your Pearl? I thought that ship belonged to someone called Captain Barbossa.

[justguidelines]

Aye, that it did. As Jack here can't keep his hands on a ship to save his life.

[bearded_blingking]

Captain. Good to see you again.

[itscaptainjack]

Aye, the mutineer. [ throwing him right under the ship right there. ] That ship be mine.

[lifescratched]

His name is Hector? [hahahahaha welp]

I know the man. He is very fond of that monkey.

[justguidelines]

[lifescratched]

[ . . . ]

[itscaptainjack]

Aye.

[ there's a twitch of dislike at the mention of that - thing. ] Wretched, scabrous little vermin, if y'ask me.

[lifescratched]

I try not to judge pets by the flaws of their keepers.

[He's sure the monkey is very cuddly and loveable. Deep down. Maybe.]

[solinvictus]

Fantastic. More of you.

[itscaptainjack]

There be only one of me, love.

[periwinkles]

Giant lizards! It sounds exciting!

[itscaptainjack]

Not s'much as the open sea with all its wonders.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[You have GOT to be kidding him...]

[itscaptainjack]

William! [ welp what even what. ]

You sure you're not a eunuch?