on plans to set for dragonhaven

[itscaptainjack]

Can't say this idea of your's be a good one, love. I need me ship, I need the Pearl, not giant flying lizards jolly-ly traipsing about.

[ a sway and a frown. ] Perhaps you be forgettin', but the memories ye be wishing to leave me with leave much more to be wishing for. [ having to stare into beastie's lovely throat does rightfully warrant complaints. ]

[ oh and wait. w e l p.] And Hector be there with his wretched monkey?

[ :| ]

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[joshamee_gibbs]

The lizards, Jack; they don't traipse so much as slither. Slither-fly. Long tails and all. Scratchy claws, or so I've heard.

[truthful_lies]

[She hopes the dragons fry you until there's nothing left but your hat]

I'd be keeping my eye on the sky if I were you.

[justguidelines]

[There isn't enough :| in the world right now. There will never be enough :|. Get out, Jack. Get out get out get out. You smell.]

What's the matter, Jack. Afraid of a few overgrown lizards with wings? I don't think they'd eat ye; like as not, ye'd give 'em terrible indigestion.

[And quit your whining, you cockroach. You still have both legs.]

[bearded_blingking]

Your Pearl? I thought that ship belonged to someone called Captain Barbossa.

[justguidelines]

Aye, that it did. As Jack here can't keep his hands on a ship to save his life.

[bearded_blingking]

Captain. Good to see you again.

[lifescratched]

His name is Hector? [hahahahaha welp]

I know the man. He is very fond of that monkey.

[justguidelines]

[justguidelines]

Aye, so it be.

Ask Jack here how many times he's lost the Pearl now. Once? Twice? Thrice? It do be so hard to keep count sometimes.

[bearded_blingking]

Lost a ship? Can that even be done? [This business of pirates was really no concern of his but....]

Does this Jack have your gold also?

[justguidelines]

[Thanks, Thror, because he's seriously laughing harder than he has in a very long time.]

Jack? Take me gold? Ye jest.

[lifescratched]

[ . . . ]

[justguidelines]

And just what are ye doing.

[bearded_blingking]

[What? It was just a question.]

You keep your gold well-hidden from him I presume then? Aye, a wise choice.

[justguidelines]

To speak plain, Jack, like as not, couldn't find his arse with both hands.

[Pay no attention to the fact that the island the gold was on was destroyed.]

[bearded_blingking]

Is that so? Is he rather simple then? [What? He just asked.]

[justguidelines]

[Sorry, Thror, these two have the longest of long histories. It's the best bromance.]

The only captain I seen get mutinied twice.

[lifescratched]

Talking. [And not to you. Just about you. Deal with it.]

[bearded_blingking]

Twice? Durin's beard. He must be one of a kind, surely?

[justguidelines]

[Because GOD FORBID BARBOSSA NOT TRY TO COMMANDEER ALL THE THREADS.]

Mr. Gibbs.

[justguidelines]

[You are so getting shanghai'd. And you deserve it.]

Gossipin', more like.

[justguidelines]

Aye. And by the same man. Imagine that.

[lifescratched]

[Just stares. You're such a delicate little flower, aren't you, Mr. Pirate.]

And what are you doing?

[bearded_blingking]

Would that man happen to be you?

[joshamee_gibbs]

Cap'n Barbossa!

[Great. Now he needs a drink.










Again.]