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Jack Sparrow ([personal profile] itscaptainjack) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-24 12:49 pm

on plans to set for [community profile] dragonhaven

Can't say this idea of your's be a good one, love. I need me ship, I need the Pearl, not giant flying lizards jolly-ly traipsing about.

[ a sway and a frown. ] Perhaps you be forgettin', but the memories ye be wishing to leave me with leave much more to be wishing for. [ having to stare into beastie's lovely throat does rightfully warrant complaints. ]

[ oh and wait. w e l p.] And Hector be there with his wretched monkey?

[ :| ]
joshamee_gibbs: (sea turtles)

[personal profile] joshamee_gibbs 2013-02-24 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The lizards, Jack; they don't traipse so much as slither. Slither-fly. Long tails and all. Scratchy claws, or so I've heard.
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[personal profile] truthful_lies 2013-02-24 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[She hopes the dragons fry you until there's nothing left but your hat]

I'd be keeping my eye on the sky if I were you.
justguidelines: (☠ he's a wicked disgrace)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[There isn't enough :| in the world right now. There will never be enough :|. Get out, Jack. Get out get out get out. You smell.]

What's the matter, Jack. Afraid of a few overgrown lizards with wings? I don't think they'd eat ye; like as not, ye'd give 'em terrible indigestion.

[And quit your whining, you cockroach. You still have both legs.]
Edited 2013-02-24 19:24 (UTC)

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Your Pearl? I thought that ship belonged to someone called Captain Barbossa.
justguidelines: (☠ i wouldn't waste another thought)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, that it did. As Jack here can't keep his hands on a ship to save his life.

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Captain. Good to see you again.
lifescratched: (pic#5759469)

[personal profile] lifescratched 2013-02-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
His name is Hector? [hahahahaha welp]

I know the man. He is very fond of that monkey.
justguidelines: (☠ the tempest never - or weather dire)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, so it be.

Ask Jack here how many times he's lost the Pearl now. Once? Twice? Thrice? It do be so hard to keep count sometimes.

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Lost a ship? Can that even be done? [This business of pirates was really no concern of his but....]

Does this Jack have your gold also?
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[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thanks, Thror, because he's seriously laughing harder than he has in a very long time.]

Jack? Take me gold? Ye jest.
lifescratched: (Default)

[personal profile] lifescratched 2013-02-24 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]
justguidelines: (☠ the currents pull us 'cross the border)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And just what are ye doing.
Edited 2013-02-24 19:39 (UTC)

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[What? It was just a question.]

You keep your gold well-hidden from him I presume then? Aye, a wise choice.
justguidelines: (☠ i never walked the party line)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
To speak plain, Jack, like as not, couldn't find his arse with both hands.

[Pay no attention to the fact that the island the gold was on was destroyed.]
Edited 2013-02-24 19:41 (UTC)

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so? Is he rather simple then? [What? He just asked.]
justguidelines: (☠ he's a wicked disgrace)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Thror, these two have the longest of long histories. It's the best bromance.]

The only captain I seen get mutinied twice.
lifescratched: (pic#5458909)

[personal profile] lifescratched 2013-02-24 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Talking. [And not to you. Just about you. Deal with it.]

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Twice? Durin's beard. He must be one of a kind, surely?
justguidelines: (Default)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because GOD FORBID BARBOSSA NOT TRY TO COMMANDEER ALL THE THREADS.]

Mr. Gibbs.
justguidelines: (☠ i wouldn't waste another thought)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[You are so getting shanghai'd. And you deserve it.]

Gossipin', more like.
justguidelines: (☠ can it be that this is given)

[personal profile] justguidelines 2013-02-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye. And by the same man. Imagine that.
lifescratched: (pic#5488814)

[personal profile] lifescratched 2013-02-24 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just stares. You're such a delicate little flower, aren't you, Mr. Pirate.]

And what are you doing?

[personal profile] bearded_blingking 2013-02-24 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Would that man happen to be you?
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[personal profile] joshamee_gibbs 2013-02-24 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Cap'n Barbossa!

[Great. Now he needs a drink.










Again.]

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