mamadonna: (pic#1249364)
The Dolorosa ([personal profile] mamadonna) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2011-12-30 11:48 am

thinking 'bout [community profile] towerofanimus once they move

If you'll beg my pardon, I must express some amount of concern in this situation, finding myself among these numerous fresh and untested sources of inspiration you've recently accumulated, particularly given that you seem to have decided upon a destination for me already. I suppose it's flattering, and yes you've lent me a fair amount of thought, but I must inquire whether you believe you have sufficiently distinguished myself in your mind from my descendent. She does seem to have taken rather deep roots, and I wouldn't like to compromise that, but at the same time I'd prefer not to be misrepresented. In particular, the manner in which we communicate, while similar, is not entirely equal, which is the express purpose of this correspondence, really.

Moreover, while I appreciate the efforts you took the other day to gather examples of my visage, I must question the sufficiency in the amount. We're both aware of your tendencies on that front, and you'll certainly be requiring more if we expect to conduct this successfully.

And while I have your ear, I really do wish you'd ingest more greens and make a more concerted effort to maintain some activity out-of-doors. You do such a poor job of taking care of yourself, and to expect me to do so is well beyond my abilities. I have a number of others already in my care, and I'm afraid they'll have to take priority, especially if we succeed in moving the direction you've planned for us.
benigncancer: (Shall we dance? (Condesce))

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-01 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
NO, NOT COMPLETELY.
BUT IT'S DAMN GOOD THAT MOST OF THEM SEEM MORE INCLINED TO FOLLOW ME RATHER THAN BLINDLY FOLLOWING HER.
QUITE A LOT OF CROSS-BLOOD QUADRANTING GOING ON, IN FACT.
IT'S PARTLY THAT THEY'RE YOUNG, I GUESS. THEIR THINK PANS ARE MORE MALLEABLE. SOMETHING TO CONSIDER.

BASICALLY, I PRETEND TO FOLLOW HER ORDERS.
AND SHE PRETENDS NOT TO WANT TO CULL ME WHERE I STAND.
AND WE BOTH TELL OUR PEOPLE TO BACK OFF WHEN NECESSARY.
THE ULTIMATE GOAL BEING ESCAPE WITH OUR HUSKS INTACT SO WE CAN GET BACK TO TRYING TO KILL AND/OR OVERTHROW EACH OTHER.
benigncancer: (Defiant)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-01 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
GOOD POINT. I'LL MAKE A NOTE OF THAT.
BASICALLY SHE TELLS ME TO DO SHIT THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYWAY.
LIKE SO FAR THE ONLY ORDER SHE'S GIVEN ME IS TO GATHER A GROUP OF PEOPLE TO CARRY OUT THE PLAN THAT I WORKED OUT ALREADY.
I THINK SHE'S MORE PISSED OFF ABOUT THE WHOLE THING THAN I AM BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE HAS TO COOPERATE WITH ME.
AND QUITE FRANKLY, IF SHE GIVES ME AN ORDER I DON'T LIKE, I'LL TELL HER TO STUFF IT BETWEEN HER ROYAL SHAME GLOBES. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DOING THAT.
ORPHANER'S AN ASSHOLE, YEAH.
benigncancer: (Not happy)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-01 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
WELL YEAH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT OR ANYTHING, I WAS JUST THINKING THAT IT'S EASIER TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUCKING OSSIFIED LIKE SOME PEOPLE I COULD NAME.
WAIT.
WHAT DID THAT FIN-FACE DO?
benigncancer: (Irritated)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-02 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT IF THEY'RE EASIER TO ACCEPT NEW IDEAS THAT'S A GOOD THING, THAT'S ALL I FUCKING MEANT.
OKAY.
WELL WHATEVER THAT MEANS, I THINK YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT WITH THE MINDFANG HERE.
SHE'S A WIGGLER, TOO.
benigncancer: (Quiet)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
SORRY.
IT'S JUST A THING I PICKED UP.
THEY'RE NOT ADULTS, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST EASIER TO CALL THEM WIGGLERS RATHER THAN 'YOUNG TROLLS PROBABLY AROUND SIX OR SEVEN SWEEPS OF AGE WHO HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THEIR ADULT PUPATION YET'.
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TELL ME WHAT MINDFANG IS RESPONSIBLE FOR?
benigncancer: (Peace and love man)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-06 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
BUT THEY'RE A LOT LESS FUN. COME ON.
I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY:
Dot Dot Dot.
benigncancer: (Smile)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-06 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
FUCKING HELL.
I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS GUILT, NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.
ELLIPSIS WILL FOREVER REMIND ME OF THIS DAY.
benigncancer: (Worried)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-06 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
WELL, IF THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE.
benigncancer: (Sad)

[personal profile] benigncancer 2012-01-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE AN IDEA.
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT YOU DYING, ANYMORE.