dear_mun | thinking 'bout towerofanimus once they move

If you'll beg my pardon, I must express some amount of concern in this situation, finding myself among these numerous fresh and untested sources of inspiration you've recently accumulated, particularly given that you seem to have decided upon a destination for me already. I suppose it's flattering, and yes you've lent me a fair amount of thought, but I must inquire whether you believe you have sufficiently distinguished myself in your mind from my descendent. She does seem to have taken rather deep roots, and I wouldn't like to compromise that, but at the same time I'd prefer not to be misrepresented. In particular, the manner in which we communicate, while similar, is not entirely equal, which is the express purpose of this correspondence, really.

Moreover, while I appreciate the efforts you took the other day to gather examples of my visage, I must question the sufficiency in the amount. We're both aware of your tendencies on that front, and you'll certainly be requiring more if we expect to conduct this successfully.

And while I have your ear, I really do wish you'd ingest more greens and make a more concerted effort to maintain some activity out-of-doors. You do such a poor job of taking care of yourself, and to expect me to do so is well beyond my abilities. I have a number of others already in my care, and I'm afraid they'll have to take priority, especially if we succeed in moving the direction you've planned for us.

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YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT IF THEY'RE EASIER TO ACCEPT NEW IDEAS THAT'S A GOOD THING, THAT'S ALL I FUCKING MEANT.
OKAY.
WELL WHATEVER THAT MEANS, I THINK YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT WITH THE MINDFANG HERE.
SHE'S A WIGGLER, TOO.

...
A Part Of Me Wishes You Hadn't Decided To Inform Me Of That.
She Cannot, In These Conditions, Be Held Responsible.
And Yet That Does Little To Ease My Mind.
Though I Do Wish You'd Cease Referring To The Young Ones As "Wigglers" When They've Almost Certainly Shed Already.
Recall What I Said About Treating Them With Condescension, Little Starling.

SORRY.
IT'S JUST A THING I PICKED UP.
THEY'RE NOT ADULTS, I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST EASIER TO CALL THEM WIGGLERS RATHER THAN 'YOUNG TROLLS PROBABLY AROUND SIX OR SEVEN SWEEPS OF AGE WHO HAVEN'T GONE THROUGH THEIR ADULT PUPATION YET'.
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO TELL ME WHAT MINDFANG IS RESPONSIBLE FOR?

Little Ones, Younglings, Adolescents; There Are Any Number Of More Accurate And Less Patronizing Terms Available.
More Concise Also.
And As I Don't Feel Especially Inclined To Answer Your Question Of Whether I'll Feel Inclined To Answer Another Question, Allow Me To Offer This In Substitute:
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BUT THEY'RE A LOT LESS FUN. COME ON.
I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY:
Dot Dot Dot.

Oh, But Fun At Another's Expense Is A Variety That's Hardly Worth Having, I Would Think.
And Who Would Actually Take The Effort To Type Each Component Out, That Would Be Silly!
Moreover, It Would More Accurately Be Described As "Period, Period, Period," Or Simply "Ellipsis."