so mun got to play RoadBlasters today

[roadblasted]

You...
YOU TRAITOR!

...

NO, S'NOT ANY FREAKIN' CONSOLATION THAT YOU'RE "BAD AT IT"!!

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[nyancar]

Aw, come on. You can't blame her.

[roadblasted]

Like fun I can!

[POUTING MANEUVER.]

[nyancar]

You would too, with a couple rounds of Mario Kart. Cool your jets, she'll be back around. You're still here aren't you?

[roadblasted]

Pssh! As if that lamebrain plumber s'even in the same LEAGUE as me. He should go back ta findin' mushrooms in pipes and leave the racin' ta'the PROFESSIONALS!

'Course I'm still here! Doesn't mean I'm not insulted she'd even give'a second look ta'that sixteen-bit TRASH!

[nyancar]

Sounds like some pretty deep jealousy there, Turbo.

Careful, you might turn green.

[roadblasted]

Ha-ha. I'm laughin' so hard ya should come'ta Tapper's open mic night.

Whadya I look like ta'ya, a stoplight?

[nyancar]

With your red stripes and yellow eyes?

All you're missing is green.

So don't get too envious, or the other racers will race right past you.

[roadblasted]

...

[He sticks his tongue out and glances down at it, making himself a little crosseyed. He looks silly.
His tongue is actually green.
Red stripes, yellow eyes, green tongue...
Mother of Pong, how'd he never put that together before?
You might've just blown his mind here, Julie.]

[nyancar]

[ THIS FACE. ]

You should switch to blue. Before someone runs you over.

[roadblasted]

... B-But Fix-It and my lame-o lil' brothers are blue! Blue's a dumb loser color!

[nyancar]

[ She scrunches her nose. ]

Yeah, I see your point. Guess they intentionally designed you that way then.