so mun got to play RoadBlasters today

[roadblasted]

You...
YOU TRAITOR!

...

NO, S'NOT ANY FREAKIN' CONSOLATION THAT YOU'RE "BAD AT IT"!!

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[kingofnightmares]

[...Looks like someone is having a temper tantrum of a five year old.]

How mature.

[nyancar]

Aw, come on. You can't blame her.

[a_budget_issue]

I dunno what's going on, but my mun nearly died laughing just now at whatever it was you're talking about. So congratulations, you almost killed me.

[roadblasted]

[That's an understatement.]

SHUT YER CLAP TRAP, DORK-ULA!

[kingofnightmares]

[Pitch gives him a dry stare and lifts his hand, only to push that helmet of his down over his eyes.]

Aren't you just funny?

[roadblasted]

Like fun I can!

[POUTING MANEUVER.]

[nyancar]

You would too, with a couple rounds of Mario Kart. Cool your jets, she'll be back around. You're still here aren't you?

[trainsurdragons]

...What in the world did your mun do to make you call her a traitor?

[roadblasted]

Oh yeah, I'm so goshdang happy your mun finds it so FRIGGIN' HILARIOUS!

In case ya didn't catch on THAT WAS SARCASM!

[roadblasted]

[Fuming, he pushes it back up so he can scowl at Pitch.]

Prance off, bats-fer-brains!

[a_budget_issue]

What's even the big deal, sheesh. Chill out.

[kingofnightmares]

[And he leans down to his eye level, hands behind his back.]

I'm not a vampire. [Pitch says, narrowing his eyes on the shorter man.]

[metatrolled]

Are all arcade characters as loud as you?

I'm sure calling your mundane 'traitor' will get you somewhere...

[roadblasted]

Pssh! As if that lamebrain plumber s'even in the same LEAGUE as me. He should go back ta findin' mushrooms in pipes and leave the racin' ta'the PROFESSIONALS!

'Course I'm still here! Doesn't mean I'm not insulted she'd even give'a second look ta'that sixteen-bit TRASH!

[nyancar]

Sounds like some pretty deep jealousy there, Turbo.

Careful, you might turn green.

[roadblasted]

SHE PLAYED.

FLIPPIN'.

ROADBLASTERS!!!

WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST SOCK ME SQUARE IN THE JAW, KICK ME IN THE GUT AND STAB MY HEART OUT WHILE SHE'S AT IT?!

[roadblasted]

I dunno, are all 3D characters as ugly as you?

[Scoff]

She says I'll "settle down" but this isn't somethin' I'm gonna just get over, darnit! She's gonna have ta'make it up ta'me, REALLY make it up!

[roadblasted]

[The racer sneers back.]

Might wanna tell yer tailor that.

[trainsurdragons]

I-...I'm sorry, RoadBlasters?

[Meanwhile why is his mun SMILING like that?]

[metatrolled]

Graceful, aren't you? Certainly mature... I should be so jealous.

It sounds like she definitely rattled your helmet... [He's not really interested, but he's curious to know what your mundane actually did.]

[roadblasted]

The BIG DEAL is that game RUINED MY LIFE, YA CARROT-MUNCHIN' HALF-WIT!

[roadblasted]

Ha-ha. I'm laughin' so hard ya should come'ta Tapper's open mic night.

Whadya I look like ta'ya, a stoplight?

[nyancar]

With your red stripes and yellow eyes?

All you're missing is green.

So don't get too envious, or the other racers will race right past you.

[a_budget_issue]

I mean, I don't pitch such a fit whenever my mun watches a Mickey cartoon usually. Did she like it, at least? Maybe she hated it. Maybe she'll tell everyone it was a god-awful game and that nobody should ever play it ever again. Ya gotta think about the potential publicity you could gain from this, Flashlights.

[roadblasted]

Oh s'not a big deal or anythin', s'only the game that RUINED MY WHOLE LIFE!!