Touchy about a few of his icons. And something the mun might be planning. Of course.

[justguidelines]

While your generosity do not be unnoticed, lass, there be a few bones in the pile we need to pick over.

Namely this face ye've got, along with a few others. I do appreciate the ability to properly express my...Feelings, as it were. But this face had better never see the light o' the moon again. I'll not be going there again, damn ye. Whatever ye've got rolling about in that head of yours, you'll stop it. That be long in the past and the door shut.

So I suggest ye find a few to replace those that do be offensive. Got enough on me plate to not worry about cursed gold again, too.

Comments

YOLO

[apirateslifeforme]

I think you look quite dashing, actually.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING BLUDGEONED WITH A PEG LEG JACK

[justguidelines]

And just what makes you think I be asking for your opinion, Jack. We all know it be not worth the breath ye wasted.

HE WANTS THAT PEG LEG! IT HAS RUM

[apirateslifeforme]

Hector! I'm hurt! How could you say such a thing? I was simply stating that your revolting skeletal visage compliments your what being a pirate. Scourge of the seven seas, terror on the open waters, the devil captain of the Queen Anne's Revenge. Also it would explain the smell.....and your hat.

1/??? STAY AWAY FROM THE RUM

[justguidelines]

2/???

[justguidelines]

3/???

[justguidelines]

4/???

[justguidelines]

5/5 Finally.

[justguidelines]

So what be your excuse, then, Jack? Heavens only know yer lack of personal hygiene be a bit worrisome.

MAKE HIM

[apirateslifeforme]

I do not lack personal hygiene!

[Yes he does, he just won't admit it. Ever.]

[sonof_thrain]

Is your scribe making you do things you do not want to?

[justguidelines]

Of course she be. It is what they like most, is it not?

[sonof_thrain]

Aye. Things bode ill with me if my scribe seeks to antagonise me with his rantings.

[justguidelines]

She do go on and on about my...Personage being 'unlovable', as she do put it. Says she I fail to fulfill me own wants by being curmudgeony and unlikable.

Bah. What do she know? Gives that wench no right to use torture. Her ways be against the Code.

[sonof_thrain]

The Code? What code might that be?

/app'ing to this game and can't resist

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Cursed gold?

I know nothing of what you speak but I doubt very much that your scribe will remove anything offensive. They do seem to find a great deal of entertainment in our torment.

LMAO Expect to be called Turner, then, and LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THAT HAIR

[justguidelines]

[And he's...Absolutely eyeballing you hard.]

Turner? Surely it's nary been ten year. Time gets lost on the sea, aye, but not that much time.

XD AS I HOPED!

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[This is a thing he should be used to by now.]

Never have I been to the sea but once during the war. And brief was that journey.

[justguidelines]

Nay, ye not be the fine immortal Mr. Turner. Yer ears be too pointy for all that.

[spider_kisser]

Yeah, I'm actually in total agreement with you here, captain.

[justguidelines]

In agreement with what. Ye'll have to be a bit more specific.

[spider_kisser]

The skeletal face in that icon up there is attrocious.

WARNING: Pirate troll ahead.

[justguidelines]

Ye wound me to the core. It be not my choice to be cursed, after all.

[livingdeadboy]

Wow yeah, your face is even more screwed up looking then mine.

[justguidelines]

Then ye must not be acquainted with a mirror. Like as not for the wench, it look like that no more.

[livingdeadboy]

...Could you repeat that in simpler terms?

[ He has a feeling he's being insulted. ]