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Touchy about a few of his icons. And something the mun might be planning. Of course.

While your generosity do not be unnoticed, lass, there be a few bones in the pile we need to pick over.

Namely this face ye've got, along with a few others. I do appreciate the ability to properly express my...Feelings, as it were. But this face had better never see the light o' the moon again. I'll not be going there again, damn ye. Whatever ye've got rolling about in that head of yours, you'll stop it. That be long in the past and the door shut.

So I suggest ye find a few to replace those that do be offensive. Got enough on me plate to not worry about cursed gold again, too.

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I think you look quite dashing, actually.

And just what makes you think I be asking for your opinion, Jack. We all know it be not worth the breath ye wasted.

Hector! I'm hurt! How could you say such a thing? I was simply stating that your revolting skeletal visage compliments your what being a pirate. Scourge of the seven seas, terror on the open waters, the devil captain of the Queen Anne's Revenge. Also it would explain the smell.....and your hat.

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So what be your excuse, then, Jack? Heavens only know yer lack of personal hygiene be a bit worrisome.

I do not lack personal hygiene!

[Yes he does, he just won't admit it. Ever.]

Ye do, and ye know ye do. You, Jack Sparrow, reek to high heaven, as though ye've never made friends with a bar o' soap in yer life.

[Sniff.

...

Trifles.]

Well you're not exactly acquainted with one, either. I could smell you the moment you came into the locker, mate!

[...You, Jack, are an arse.]

That be your good friend and loyal doormat Mr. Gibbs.

The Pearl still reeked of ye long after ye were gone. Never did get the smell out before Blackbeard took her.

[Oi, don't make fun of his doormat.]

I kept the Pearl clean and orderly....-ish, until some mutinous, cow hearted, bilge rat, who shall remain anonymous, took her from me and then lost her to a scurvy, flea-ridden, yeasty codpiece, who in his spare time rose men from their graves. So tell me, Hector, who took better care of the Pearl? Hmm?

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May I borrow your leg?

Is that it? Are ye still upset about all of that? Be over and done with, Jack.

Why at this point, I'd wager ye were never meant to have the Pearl, seeing as ye never managed to keep ye hands on her. Might have something do with yer slippery fingers, eh, mate?

Edited 2013-02-22 15:20 (UTC)

And I recommend ye keep those slipper fingers away from me leg. I hear these days swords through the middle do be painful.

[Upset? Upset?! Upset doesn't begin to describe it! And what's this about slippery fingers? Sure he's lost the heart of Davy Jones, his life, his sanity or what you could call it, most of his money......his hat.....and he's lost the Pearl once....twice.....thrice....]

....Your hat is still silly.

And between you and I, Jack, I still be the better captain.

So what say ye to that.

Is your scribe making you do things you do not want to?

Of course she be. It is what they like most, is it not?

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Touchy about a few of his icons. And something the mun might be planning. Of course.

YOLO

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING BLUDGEONED WITH A PEG LEG JACK

HE WANTS THAT PEG LEG! IT HAS RUM

1/??? STAY AWAY FROM THE RUM

2/???

3/???

4/???

5/5 Finally.

MAKE HIM

HE MUST WANT TO GET STABBED

1/2 HE WANTS TO GET RUM

2/2

HE CAN FIND HIS OWN RUM

1/3 HE WANTS CONVENIENT PEGLEG RUN BOTTLE

2/3

3/3 8D

1/??? OH GOD JACK WHY SO LOW BUDDY

2/???

3/???

4/???

5/5 ADDING ON BECAUSE REASONS

PIRATE

HEARTLESS FAITHLESS CUR MORE LIKE - A sad day when Barbossa is the more sympathetic.

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