revisiting muse.

[alphaing]

TG: couldnt really say if i did miss her which i dont
TG: hey
TG: give me a chance to finish my train of thought before yanking me out faster than terezi hits the clown juice
TG: i was about to say that its hard to miss someone in this timeline RIGHT NOW when im spending every single day next to her imbibing ass on the meteor
TG: what is this a pitstop to reconvene how were all doing
TG: okay first off im insulted that youre WORRIED when me and karkat are the sanest guys around
TG: since when have i not made sense
TG: thats rhetorical and anyway
TG: elsewhere
TG: the memo about rose being a dicksnot who leaves crumbs on innocent bedspreads not her own notwithstanding its not like she cant live some kind of vaguely orderly life
TG: beyond the walls of my room
TG: out of sight
TG: preferably off with kanaya doing whatever it is they do
TG: actively not thinking about it
TG: god what do you want from me
TG: i miss unalchemically fucked pizza more than anything
TG: will i ever see a slice of pristine pepperoni again
TG: no dave lay down your weary head and dream of better days with grease pools staining dominos boxes instead of floating on your coffee
TG: let the angelic hacking of the delivery guys shitty moped caress your singed eardrums away from all this repetative burnout NOTHINGNESS
TG: concentrate hard enough and the splatter of cosmic circus vomit on the granite could be that lovable old lady two floors under who always belched good morning to mondays with a rainbow of alcoholic beverages eager to see the light of day for a second time
TG: ill dub her the first lalonrope the spirit animal of all the women in my life
TG: just some vague houston memory doing its duty and justifying how madly pedantic shit is getting
TG: this is hopscotching entire galaxies of tangents
TG: lay off

TG: urgh
TG: man i made myself hungry

Comments

[nitidus]

TT: You cannot prove the crumbs were me. The mysterious crumbs upon your bed is a case me may never solve! Perhaps you ought to alchemize a vacuum?
TT: It does sound suspiciously like you have missed me, Dave! Perhaps you ought to not make yourself a stranger.
TT: One might even find himself offered apple flavored cocktails depending entirely on their behavior.
TT: :)
TT: I cannot help you on the pizza front, however. My talents lay with bootlegging vodka and moonshine.

[alphaing]

TG: are you offering to get me wasted on appletinis or whatever the unholy equivalent is now
TG: that reminds me
TG: your "moonshine" uh
TG: id spend a while longer seriously debating its origin if you know what i mean
TG: or at least the name

[nitidus]

TT: Are you questioning the authenticity of my moonshine? Shame on you! Not a single juggalo has touched it. Not even a fledgling juggalo has touched it.

[alphaing]

TG: haha god no but nice try
TG: wait
TG: robin hasnt been acting out THAT much to impress batman?
TG: surprised she didnt slam your stash to thicken up her crappy mixers
TG: youve got a tight leash on those bottles right
TG: girls got fingers like lockpicks
TG: teeth like them too

[nitidus]

TT: I'm not running a liquor store, Dave.
TT: If she has been inebriated, it has had nothing to do with me!
TT: Also, I wouldn't really say that Gamzee is Batman? He's more like the Joker?
TT: So I suppose that makes Terezi his hammered Harley Quinn?

[alphaing]

TG: if i gave a damn about those comics id feel like my fandom just got ripped a new one
TG: rose seriously
TG: if you dont think youre running some kind of baseline liquor CABINET we need to talk
TG: have an actual conversation where issues get addressed

[nitidus]

TT: We don't have to talk about anything.
TT: Except perhaps your break-up, which I think we should definitely talk about.

[alphaing]

TG: what
TG: thats a thing we definitely dont need to do because theres nothing to talk about
TG: people grew up and moved on end of story
TG: touche though

[nitidus]

TT: For what it's worth, I'm sorry your girlfriend was half cheating on you with an alien juggalo who stinks like your unwashed socks.

[alphaing]

TG: im not going to leave the topic of your booze alone just because youre being a defensive bitch

[gavehead]

without pizza.
shits gotta be brutal.
dont let that get you down.
this time will pass.

[alphaing]

you think so

[gavehead]

hell yea bro i fucking know so.
didnt force ramen-everyday-for-dinner-nights on a weekly basis for no goddamn reason.

knew there would be a time youd be without that sicknasty papa johns.

[alphaing]

its like
even alchemizing a shitty replica box at this point would be hella sweet
id watch that sucker like a hawk and not even get hungry
the fuck is going on with that even

[gavehead]

haha ohhh damn.
youve just become dependent on it still.

concentrate on seeing one and see what happens.
mister miyagi kind of shit.

knew you didnt wax on wax off enough.

hows the future.
we ridin dinosaurs instead of cars yet.

[alphaing]

haha nah more like a meteor that im so beyond ready to blow out the ass by now
closest thing to a dinosaur would be tz but shes like
absconded half the time anyway so no major needle mouthed weirdos stomping around lately
sorry to gently twist your hopes like a chinese burn
and i wax on wax off like a pro just to punctuate that
never stopped
keeping it real while the faygos chugged and alcohols belched back up

[chronologistics]

dude

[alphaing]

i know man
i know

[chronologistics]

i know you know man
i know
but dude
i really dont want to be THAT GUY
but i think youre going to leave me no choice
so uh
no hard feelings i guess??
but how can you go on about all that
and forget to mention the severe lack of apple juice
alchemized or not

[alphaing]

we have aj
its alchemized up to the metaphorical eyeballs with the pigswill shit rose dumps into it whenever we make some
which she does by the way whenever im not around because shes a sneaky clever bitch like that
not like you can even say anything to stop her
i dont want to be THAT GUY who rains on his sisters parade about drowning her legit sorrows
you know??
jesus fc are you past me
avert your eyes from the trainwreck that is your alpha timeline life

[chronologistics]

yeah in retrospect i kinda figured it was going to be something like that
i mean shes related to us and all so shes got to have some negligible amount of awesome rolling around in there
even if it means alchemizing shitty aj
dont tell her i said that though
anyway its more like you are slightly future me
which means i can basically see the explosion from back here
its lighting up the metaphorical sky like some kind of mushroom cloud
except not as awesome because it sucks

[alphaing]

i wont tell her since i like having nothing written on my face when i wake up in the pseudo-morning
okay if you can see all explosions and none of the details let me give you this piece of advice that will basically save you a week of chores
dont let the chalk crawl up the walls of your bedroom or onto the ceiling
even if it seems like itll be a great idea at the time and hilarious for everyone involved
its a bitch to wash off

[chronologistics]

well its more like
theres the explosion over there
and its lighting up all of the details leading up to it over here
or like the train tracks were already getting pretty rickety
mustve invested in the cheap shit to build it because dude it doesnt sound good
so its just a matter of...
you know what im not going to waste a perfectly good pun there but you know what i mean

haha oh man
duly noted dude duly noted

[alphaing]

i got your back no worries
so whats going on with you
get me all nostalgic for better times
strut your stuff

Let's pretend for a second that I actually know how to rap -_____-;;

[chronologistics]

dude
consider my stuff strut

on the ass side of a meteor
and blitzing through space
im neck deep in trolls and their motherfucking case
of faygo
what bro?? yeah check it losing your shits the new status quo
drunk sisters and glow vampires
and a bigfoot clown hiding in the spires
houston houston we got a problem i got a headful
of dreadful
-rics
and rhymes so sick
that the doctors arent hopeful
and the cards are high
and the ajs low
but fuck if im going to let that kill my flow
cause i know
i got time in my pocket and im waiting on the show
curtain??