revisiting muse.

[alphaing]

TG: couldnt really say if i did miss her which i dont
TG: hey
TG: give me a chance to finish my train of thought before yanking me out faster than terezi hits the clown juice
TG: i was about to say that its hard to miss someone in this timeline RIGHT NOW when im spending every single day next to her imbibing ass on the meteor
TG: what is this a pitstop to reconvene how were all doing
TG: okay first off im insulted that youre WORRIED when me and karkat are the sanest guys around
TG: since when have i not made sense
TG: thats rhetorical and anyway
TG: elsewhere
TG: the memo about rose being a dicksnot who leaves crumbs on innocent bedspreads not her own notwithstanding its not like she cant live some kind of vaguely orderly life
TG: beyond the walls of my room
TG: out of sight
TG: preferably off with kanaya doing whatever it is they do
TG: actively not thinking about it
TG: god what do you want from me
TG: i miss unalchemically fucked pizza more than anything
TG: will i ever see a slice of pristine pepperoni again
TG: no dave lay down your weary head and dream of better days with grease pools staining dominos boxes instead of floating on your coffee
TG: let the angelic hacking of the delivery guys shitty moped caress your singed eardrums away from all this repetative burnout NOTHINGNESS
TG: concentrate hard enough and the splatter of cosmic circus vomit on the granite could be that lovable old lady two floors under who always belched good morning to mondays with a rainbow of alcoholic beverages eager to see the light of day for a second time
TG: ill dub her the first lalonrope the spirit animal of all the women in my life
TG: just some vague houston memory doing its duty and justifying how madly pedantic shit is getting
TG: this is hopscotching entire galaxies of tangents
TG: lay off

TG: urgh
TG: man i made myself hungry

Comments

[nitidus]

TT: You cannot prove the crumbs were me. The mysterious crumbs upon your bed is a case me may never solve! Perhaps you ought to alchemize a vacuum?
TT: It does sound suspiciously like you have missed me, Dave! Perhaps you ought to not make yourself a stranger.
TT: One might even find himself offered apple flavored cocktails depending entirely on their behavior.
TT: :)
TT: I cannot help you on the pizza front, however. My talents lay with bootlegging vodka and moonshine.

[alphaing]

TG: are you offering to get me wasted on appletinis or whatever the unholy equivalent is now
TG: that reminds me
TG: your "moonshine" uh
TG: id spend a while longer seriously debating its origin if you know what i mean
TG: or at least the name

[nitidus]

TT: Are you questioning the authenticity of my moonshine? Shame on you! Not a single juggalo has touched it. Not even a fledgling juggalo has touched it.

[alphaing]

TG: haha god no but nice try
TG: wait
TG: robin hasnt been acting out THAT much to impress batman?
TG: surprised she didnt slam your stash to thicken up her crappy mixers
TG: youve got a tight leash on those bottles right
TG: girls got fingers like lockpicks
TG: teeth like them too

[nitidus]

TT: I'm not running a liquor store, Dave.
TT: If she has been inebriated, it has had nothing to do with me!
TT: Also, I wouldn't really say that Gamzee is Batman? He's more like the Joker?
TT: So I suppose that makes Terezi his hammered Harley Quinn?

[alphaing]

TG: if i gave a damn about those comics id feel like my fandom just got ripped a new one
TG: rose seriously
TG: if you dont think youre running some kind of baseline liquor CABINET we need to talk
TG: have an actual conversation where issues get addressed

[nitidus]

TT: We don't have to talk about anything.
TT: Except perhaps your break-up, which I think we should definitely talk about.

[alphaing]

TG: what
TG: thats a thing we definitely dont need to do because theres nothing to talk about
TG: people grew up and moved on end of story
TG: touche though

[nitidus]

TT: For what it's worth, I'm sorry your girlfriend was half cheating on you with an alien juggalo who stinks like your unwashed socks.

[alphaing]

TG: im not going to leave the topic of your booze alone just because youre being a defensive bitch

[nitidus]

TT: There's nothing to talk about.
TT: You couldn't make a conversation out of it even if you tried.

[alphaing]

TG: i can personally guarantee i have a tide of conversation banked up and waiting to burst its dam
TG: but i actually have something called tact so i guess you can come over and talk about it whenever you want
TG: maybe before you drink yourself into oblivion or not knowing the difference between verbs and adjectives
TG: thatd be one dark day too late

[nitidus]

TT:
TT:
TT: I don't want to talk about it.

[alphaing]

TG: its not like id judge you

[nitidus]

TT: I know that.

[alphaing]

TG:
TG:
TG: so my love life is a joke
TG: how about that
TG: upstaged by faygo and juggalo bullshit has got to be some kind of record

[nitidus]

TT: Well at least you aren't dating the juggalo and drinking faygo yourself.
TT: The right girl is out there for you, Dave. Or the right boy.
TT: You know, off this meteor.

[alphaing]

TG: someone who doesnt throw out excuses about
TG: oh im into you but theres this other guy who im nursing a femboner for so idk maybe you should share and not be intolerant
TG: like im in the wrong for not wanting to do that
TG: maybe they should try conforming to US for once you know
TG: karkat gets where im coming from even if he thinks its a dumb way to manage relationships

TG: im okay on my own though
TG: not clawing up the walls or anything mad melodramatic like that
TG: even if i did wipe off the chalk

[nitidus]

TT: Are you really okay though?
TT: I mean, I know that this isn't the end of the world. But she was sort of your best friend, wasn't she?
TT: On the meteor, at least.

[alphaing]

TG: shes got different tastes now
TG: whatever makes some loser hateclown incredibly refined by blackrom standards can stay a mystery as far as im concerned
TG: ill always be her friend even if ive gone down in her estimation
TG: not like a doormat but just because its impossible to stop caring about someone once you start
TG: karkats decent to hang with
TG: dont tell him that or he might cry with some twisted notion of owing us gratitude for just finding him less than irately annoying
TG: how are you and kanaya doing are you guys chill

[nitidus]

TT: Karkat's alright. I mean, I think he has overcome a lot of things that he thought was wrong with himself? He doesn't seem nearly as grumpy.
TT: We're uh.
TT: We're okay.

[alphaing]

TG: hes neurotic as shit but hes a good bro to have around

TG: just okay
TG: she isnt getting her hatemance on too is she

[nitidus]

TT: No.
TT: We're okay. I mean, she is very patient.

[alphaing]

TG: you do take a heinously long time in the bathroom in the morning its true

[nitidus]

TT: It takes a precise amount of time to look this good, you see.