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[helpyourself]

Dear ridiculous human that thinks they can write me,

Stop.  Simply cease and desist telling everyone how adorable I am!  Sure I might be all small and child-like and have large ears and ridiculously fluffy tail but I'm not cute!

And what is this nonsense about writing apps for games to put me in?  Do you really think I'm going to enjoy being surrounded by more humans?  Let alone trapped on some rusty ship that has no right to be afloat at all?  Or some strange world with districts that are completely different from each other?

Allow me to answer those questions for you.  No.

Just no.

No love,
Solmryn

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[ringmage]

Calm yourself, little one.

[It would seem that more residents of Arborea are appearing here now. Whether this is good or bad has yet to be known.]

Your theatrics here will do you no good.

[helpyourself]

[Little! Oooooh mister, wrong choice of words. If looks could kill...

The ears atop her head flick quickly backward then to the front as the tip of her tail twitches in irritation.]

How are you so certain they won't?

[ringmage]

[What? She's certainly not tall...]

I'm still here, aren't I? Surely if they cared even a little bit about our pleas; I wouldn't be suffering now.

[helpyourself]

[Not compared to an elf, certainly not.

She takes a moment to consider that before letting out a soft sigh. Ears and tail drooping low as she slumps a bit.]

Have you been forced to go somewhere terrible like a rusty old ship? My...mun, as they seem to be called, seems quite determined to send me to this Charon.

[ringmage]

A rusty old ship? I've been quite fortunate not to be sent to anything likened to that.

[At least she's taller than the average popori, eh?

He sighs quietly.]

Though the realm this monster has sent me is less than pleasant. Demeleier, it's called. Some city ruled by these malevolent fairies who use us as entertainment and bait.

[helpyourself]

[A realm ruled by fairies using the people as entertainment and bait certainly sounds more exciting than a ship filled people and monsters. In fact she perks up as he describes the place, the slightest grin on her lips.]

That certainly sounds a great deal more fun.

[ringmage]

[Elins are rather curious creatures. Not only do they look like children, but they sometimes behave like one.

Elfarian can't help but chuckle.]

You're eager for adventure despite all the dangers.

[helpyourself]

[Comes with being occasionally mischievous.]

If it doesn't stick of blood, rust and seawater I think it would be an improvement.

[ringmage]

There's plenty blood around whenever the fairies begin their mischief.

[helpyourself]

[She tilts her head as she taps a finger to her frowning lips. That doesn't sound pleasant at all but one of three terrible smells isn't bad right? Naturally she isn't even thinking about the deaths or injuries involved.]

Hmmm...so murderous fairies or cramped smelly ship with monsters and rats. Still not seeing the downside of this Demeleier.


((stink even wow brain))

[ringmage]

Then perhaps you'll find some amusement there, little fox.

[Admittedly, Elfarian would rather be amongst the murderous fairies than on some disgusting ship. Then again, he's a little afraid of sailing on wide open seas.]

I simply hope you won't become their next victim.

[helpyourself]

If my mun changes their mind. They seem quite set on this ship.

I would hope not as well. [Not that she'd make herself an easy kill.]

[ringmage]

What kind of vessel is this? In our realm, we have no need for such things because of the resourcefulness of our magic.

[He's a tad curious as of where this elin is going. The same for his "mun".]

I see no need for any of us to travel by sea.

[helpyourself]

A great rusty one. It travels the sea and docks in various places that are apparently no better than the ship. They only stay there a week and according to some the ship isn't even real. It's all some game. Which is very strange and I can't even begin to understand such a thing.

They call this place "Exit Void".

[agar]

Heh. Easy, little lady. You should just enjoy the attention while it lasts.

[helpyourself]

[Why is everyone calling her little?! Sure she's only about four and half feet in height but still! That's not her fault.]

Enjoy the attention? I don't much like the idea of ending up in some strange land with strange people.

my email was hiding this from me ;_;

[agar]

S'not a bad thing. Another adventure or somethin', right?

its because she's so small

[helpyourself]

But on a smelly old ship that has no right to even be afloat?

[agar]

Think of it as a chance to teach everyone about your Maker, then. [ Shrug. What do Elin's even talk about, anyway? Sheltered Castanic is sheltered. ]

[helpyourself]

[She looks thoughtful for a moment before frowning and rolling her eyes.] I can see that going over nicely.

[agar]

Ennh. I don't know what you guys do. [ At least he's honest. ]

[helpyourself]

Yeah well, I don't know what you guys do either.