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[gumwad]

Dear Mun,

I'm becoming concerned about your disregard for your homework. You really have a lot to do, and we both know sitting around moping isn't going to help anything! Making this post isn't helping either, you know.

So cheer up, and don't be such a dour waffle.

Comments

[numberonebabe]

Hey, where're Fionna and Cake?

[Not that he isn't happy to see one of his creations...]

[gumwad]

[That looks... a lot like Ice Queen. If she was a hairy old man.]

I don't know. Adventuring, probably.

Who are you...?

[numberonebabe]

Well, I guess you could say I'm your...

[Dad? Creator? Fan?]

Grod. I created you. I created your whoooooole world!

[gumwad]

...

[Noooot buying that, thank you.]

You're Ice Queen in another disguise, aren't you? Well, it won't work this time! I'm not falling for it! Not to mention it's badly put together. You aren't even trying this time!

[numberonebabe]

[Sorry, but you asked for this. He lifts up his tunic, and flashes Bubblegum his "awesome" man boobs pecks.]

Does this look like an Ice Queen body to you?

[1000yearsofjams]

Jeez, even boy Bonnibel is a stick in the mud.

Let the girl have her fun, man.

[gumwad]

I suppose you're to be a female Marshal Lee. And it's Beauregard, for the record.

Her fun can come after she does her work. Isn't cleaning fun anyway?

[1000yearsofjams]

That's me. Beauregard? Seriously?

[She's not laughing at him. Really. Okay yes she is.]

...Mm, I suppose it depends on what you're cleaning, really. But usually no. Not at all.

[gumwad]

[So rude...]

I think it is, and she can hardly walk into it as it is. There are unwashed clothing all over the floor, and it smells like total bullgunk.

[1000yearsofjams]

[One person's rude is another person's laughing at you.]

Is it bothering her, or do you just have a stick up your butt about it?

[650nmivore]

Homework? Really? That stuff won't matter in the long run.

[gumwad]

Of course it matters!

[650nmivore]

Pfft. You're talking as if mortals don't just die all the time anyway.

[gumwad]

I'm mortal too, you know.

[650nmivore]

[airy handwave. You're not Bonnie so.......who cares?]

Uh huh. And has any one piece of homework ever drastically changed your life?

[bonni]

It's nice to see that you're being such a positive influence. It's much better to get things like homework out of the way ahead of time.

Oh, and greetings from Ooo-prime, I suppose.

[gumwad]

Ah, greetings, Princess Bubblegum! That's what I try telling her, and I'm glad someone else here can at least appreciate that. Unlike the Vampires.

Although, saying "Ooo-prime," that is a little self-centered, isn't it?

[bonni]

It's rather difficult to beat Marceline when it comes to slacking off, I'm afraid. You're better off just ignoring her.

As for Ooo-prime, it's hardly self-centered when it's true, is it?

[gumwad]

I really should, but I can't help but find the differences between her and Marshall Lee fascinating.

Well, prime would imply that yours came first and that it's superior, which if we were to go by the timeline of actual Ooo origins, they both "started" at the same time, and it's only by certain circumstances in which yours would be considered superior. So I prefer, "Parallel Ooo #1" to also account for other possible Ooo circumstances.

1/2

[bonni]

[ Yeah, she's... not really sure how to... break this.... to her poor alternate-world counterpart.... ]

[bonni]

All right. We can go with a "Parallel Ooo" numbering system.

[ Only because she feels bad for him for being a character in the Ice King's fanfiction. ]

[notsolittle]

Nah, I think she's got the right idea, muffin top. You're the one always being sour bread.

[gumwad]

[GURL YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HIM FAT.]

It's sour dough, Marshall. No one calls it 'sour bread'!

[notsolittle]

[All those sweets, they gotta so somewhere.]

Have it your way, your majesty. You're the one always being sour dough. Did I do it right that time? Don't want to go against any candy codes or anything.

[gumwad]

[Wow. WOW.]

Yes, you've accurately used a common phrase. Congratulations.