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Dear Mun,

I'm becoming concerned about your disregard for your homework. You really have a lot to do, and we both know sitting around moping isn't going to help anything! Making this post isn't helping either, you know.

So cheer up, and don't be such a dour waffle.

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Hey, where're Fionna and Cake?

[Not that he isn't happy to see one of his creations...]

[That looks... a lot like Ice Queen. If she was a hairy old man.]

I don't know. Adventuring, probably.

Who are you...?

Well, I guess you could say I'm your...

[Dad? Creator? Fan?]

Grod. I created you. I created your whoooooole world!

...

[Noooot buying that, thank you.]

You're Ice Queen in another disguise, aren't you? Well, it won't work this time! I'm not falling for it! Not to mention it's badly put together. You aren't even trying this time!

Edited 2013-02-18 03:29 (UTC)

[Sorry, but you asked for this. He lifts up his tunic, and flashes Bubblegum his "awesome" man ~~boobs~~ pecks.]

Does this look like an Ice Queen body to you?

[He flails his arms in front of his face, and turns away dramatically.]

Ugh!! No!

Told ya~

[But yeah, he's not lowering it.]

PUT THAT AWAY!!

Jeez, even boy Bonnibel is a stick in the mud.

Let the girl have her fun, man.

I suppose you're to be a female Marshal Lee. And it's Beauregard, for the record.

Her fun can come after she does her work. Isn't cleaning fun anyway?

That's me. Beauregard? Seriously?

[She's not laughing at him. Really. Okay yes she is.]

...Mm, I suppose it depends on what you're cleaning, really. But usually no. Not at all.

[So rude...]

I think it is, and she can hardly walk into it as it is. There are unwashed clothing all over the floor, and it smells like total bullgunk.

[One person's rude is another person's laughing at you.]

Is it bothering her, or do you just have a stick up your butt about it?

[Vampires will always laugh at him.]

I don't have a stick up my butt!

You're Boy-Bonnibel, of course you do.

I've already told you, it's Beauregard, so at the very least call me that if you can't manage to form the words "Prince" or "Gumball."

Beauregard, Boy-Bonnibel...[She seems to be weighing her options.]

Meh, I'll go with whatever works at the moment. Wouldn't want to cut myself off!

And I'm never calling you Prince, you should probably just resign yourself to that, kid.

... Fine.

[Well that was a fast resignation. At least that's better than the other nicknames Marshall would give him.]

But I do not have a stick up my butt. I don't know what the Princess you know is like, but I can assure you she is likely as reasonable as I am!

If by 'reasonable' you mean 'unreasonable, judgmental jerk who acts like my whole life is full of bad choices' then yes, we're totally on the same page here.

That is the very opposite of what reasonable means! So no, we're not on the same page.

I'm sure you're exaggerating.

Look, I'll admit I take a bit of creative license from time to time for the sake of my music, man, but not this time.

Total stick in the mud judgmental jerk.

...

I can't really speak for her since I'm not her, but from my experience with Marshal Lee, he always starts it first. Like calling me names, or lame, or this one time he helped Fionna put wolves in my room?? I still don't even know why they did that??

Edited 2013-02-18 06:22 (UTC)

Hey wolves are exciting, man! He was probably trying to help Fionna make sure you had a great, exciting night.

Or something anyway.

And isn't 'he started it' a little bit immature for a prince?

That doesn't even make sense.

And no. It's perfectly legitimate when it's fact. Which it is. I'll do nice things like invite him to my parties, and then he'll insult my cooking, in front of everyone! Now, you can't tell me I'm in the wrong here.

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