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[beelze]

Mun,

I'm bored!!! Stop being such a pervert and let me go to a fun game board! I'm not Asmo; I'm hungry, and I wanna go somewhere where there's lots of delicious new food to try, and I wanna go now!

"Oh but I've been favoring dirty games for the last however many years and I don't want to break that pattern" who cares?! You're really limiting me, and if I have to pass up something really delicious because of your stubbornness, I'm just gonna find another mun who'll let me do what I want!

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[reize_seatlan]

Hee! Eventually, it seems.

My mun plans to have me adventure first! He mentioned something about me being a Coming of Age person... a Hero's Journey.

...What does that mean?

[beelze]

Hahaha like I'd know anything about that!

[reize_seatlan]

Ah well. I am certain that I'll find out. I'll be able to travel the world and help those in need. ...And eventually be a knight like my father was.

I may be able to help you if I come across you in my journey!

[beelze]

Awww, aren't you sweet?

I wanna keep you in my food cellar ♥

[reize_seatlan]

!!!

F--food cellar?

[A giant sweatdrop appears over the back of his head as a look of horror overcomes him.]

I am not certain if I make a good dinner...

[beelze]

There's only one way to find out...

[reize_seatlan]

Errr... I--

[He attempts to take a step back while gulping, but ends up tripping with arms flailing.]

Ack! I don't think I go well as dinner! ..Or lunch! Or breakfast!!