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[beelze]

Mun,

I'm bored!!! Stop being such a pervert and let me go to a fun game board! I'm not Asmo; I'm hungry, and I wanna go somewhere where there's lots of delicious new food to try, and I wanna go now!

"Oh but I've been favoring dirty games for the last however many years and I don't want to break that pattern" who cares?! You're really limiting me, and if I have to pass up something really delicious because of your stubbornness, I'm just gonna find another mun who'll let me do what I want!

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[reize_seatlan]

It looks like you have a bit of a similar situation of having a perverted mun. Thankfully, mine is controlling his in favor of giving me an adventure to go to instead

[He reaches to his pouch to pull out some jerky and an apple.]

Sadly, it's not much, but this should help with the hunger for a little.

[beelze]

[DON'T FEED THE BEELZE; SHE IS LIABLE TO BITE YOUR HAND OFF.]

[Seriously, she's clamped on pretty tight.]

Alas, don't have the right emoticon skit frame yet

[reize_seatlan]

!!!!!!!!!

[Reize flails.]

Atatatatataatatatatatataa!!!

[Comical tears flow from his eyes.]

My hand... [He whimpers.]

[beelze]

[NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. AT LEAST SHE IS PLACATED BY THE FOOD. FOR NOW.]

[reize_seatlan]

[With the hand that had not been practically eaten, he places his hand at the back of his head.]

Eh heh.. At least you have food for a while. My supplies should last me until I get to the next town, or when my mun finds me a place to have an adventure in.

...And finds JRPG love interest, I don't know what that is supposed to be about.

[Reize shrugs, shaking his head before working on nursing his hand.]

Mun is so weird sometimes. Anyway, I'm Reize Seatlan!

[beelze]

I'm the sixth of the seven stakes of purgatory, Beelzebub of Gluttony!

[reize_seatlan]

Errr...

[That doesn't sound like a good thing, right? He still keeps a smile on his face, even if a sweatdrop appears on his head.]

Pleased to meet you, Beelzebub! I have been hearing about other worlds from other people that their muns have been looking for.

[beelze]

My mun pulled me out of my game board before all this silly stuff and migrations happened. I don't know what she thinks she's doing, except I guess having this journal name is pretty neat!

What kind of game board were you on?

[reize_seatlan]

My mun pulled me out of a game that folks called a MUSH. I was helping having a great adventure, too!!!

[Reize carries a bright grin.]

My mun looked at a few games and found me too young for them. I think that is a good thing.

Nevertheless, my mun has been looking at this Castle in the Mist, and he put me in eswareinmal, a fairy-tale place, and has been looking into Penrose at Saudade.

[He sighs.]

My mun has desperately been trying to find me a place to have an adventure since he has to pull me out of the last game.

[beelze]

Mush doesn't really sound all that appetizing unless it's oatmeal or grits or okayu...

[THINKING]

I was in a city where we had to have sex all the time! That's more Asmo's thing than mine but I got to taste so many people!

[reize_seatlan]

R-really? Doesn't sound like there is any actual adventure.

...

Oi, don't you dare, mun. I am too young, apparently, remember?

[beelze]

That's okay! You can grow up really fast!

[reize_seatlan]

Hee! Eventually, it seems.

My mun plans to have me adventure first! He mentioned something about me being a Coming of Age person... a Hero's Journey.

...What does that mean?

[beelze]

Hahaha like I'd know anything about that!

[reize_seatlan]

Ah well. I am certain that I'll find out. I'll be able to travel the world and help those in need. ...And eventually be a knight like my father was.

I may be able to help you if I come across you in my journey!

[beelze]

Awww, aren't you sweet?

I wanna keep you in my food cellar ♥

[reize_seatlan]

!!!

F--food cellar?

[A giant sweatdrop appears over the back of his head as a look of horror overcomes him.]

I am not certain if I make a good dinner...

[beelze]

There's only one way to find out...

[reize_seatlan]

Errr... I--

[He attempts to take a step back while gulping, but ends up tripping with arms flailing.]

Ack! I don't think I go well as dinner! ..Or lunch! Or breakfast!!