dusts off old muse

[jakotsu]

 Just give it up already, woman.

I'm sick of having to deal with someone so weak and dirty like you. 

What's the point in getting excited? You've never been useful just once all these years.

As if I'd keep listening to a bitch who doesn't even reward me.

Comments

[monkeytale]

Aren't you a cheerful one. Guess your mun's not your liking.

[jakotsu]

She's a woman. Couldn't I have ended up with a cute boy at least? Then maybe idling around like this wouldn't be so annoying anymore.

[monkeytale]

Well I guess for a cute girl like you [ ZIdane no, he is going to kill you. ] a cute boy would be a better partner.

[jakotsu]

[You. You are so going down.

Even though you called him cute. He hasn't been called cute in forever. He likes cute boys calling him cute.

But.

You're still going down. After a small period of blinking and processing.

...

Okay, now.]

What did you just call me?!

[monkeytale]

[ He might be sensing a bit of hostility right now. ]

Cute?

[jakotsu]

[ What no that must be imagination. ]

Nonono, that part's fine. The other one.

[monkeytale]

Huh... Did I call you anything else? [ He strokes his chin as he thinks. ]

Lets see... cute...girl... you? I don't think I mentioned something inappropriate.

[redbruiser]

Feh. Poser.

[jakotsu]

Hey! None of your business though.

[redbruiser]

Just sayin'. I've heard people say I look like a man before. At least I'm just bein' myself. I aint posin' as a lady like you.

[jakotsu]

[ Thin ice, very thin ice. ]

Dirty slut you are, you couldn't possibly understand what I feel like. I'm not posing as anything.

[redbruiser]

Then you are a lady? Ha! Guess that's the only thing keepin' me from hitting you!

[jakotsu]

[ And the ice broke. His hand's at his sword's handle now. ]

I. am. not. a. damn. woman.

[redbruiser]

[snort] Yeah, I think we've established that. A real lady would probably have more class. But then again, I wouldn't know.

[sleepygunsman]

Comprimise?

[jakotsu]

With her? She's never kept any of her promises.

[sleepygunsman]

Maybe she will?

[jakotsu]

It's been years. Even if she goes on about doing anything nice for me again, I don't trust her.

[inunotaisho]

You show little regard for your Mun. What has she done to you to deserve such language?

[jakotsu]

She's left me hanging for ages now! Never let me do a-ny-thing.

Besides she's a woman, how much good can come from that?

[ Please don't mind him staring at you. You look very similar to two men he knows, after all. ]

[inunotaisho]

And what would you like to do if you were given freedom?

(He isn't going to argue that being imprisoned sucks. Of course it does.)

A lot of good can come from women. (Arching a brow in disbelief now.) I wouldn't have my sons without them.

[jakotsu]

[ That is... kind of a point. Women can create men. Awkward but logical. Jakotsu prefers to ignore it. ]

Have some fun, what else? Find Inuyasha or even any cute boy, get into some fights... [ A dreamy smile. ]

Not much use in being revived yet again if all I do with it is sit around.

[inunotaisho]

You know Inuyasha? (The rest he can pretty much ignore. For now.) Is he well?

[jakotsu]

[ Headtilt. ]

Last time I saw him, he was a little too well for my taste. Haaah...

What's he to you? You two look kind of alike...

[inunotaisho]

He's my son. (He is sounding less amused.) Do you wish him ill?