dusts off old muse

[jakotsu]

 Just give it up already, woman.

I'm sick of having to deal with someone so weak and dirty like you. 

What's the point in getting excited? You've never been useful just once all these years.

As if I'd keep listening to a bitch who doesn't even reward me.

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[monkeytale]

Aren't you a cheerful one. Guess your mun's not your liking.

[redbruiser]

Feh. Poser.

[jakotsu]

She's a woman. Couldn't I have ended up with a cute boy at least? Then maybe idling around like this wouldn't be so annoying anymore.

[jakotsu]

Hey! None of your business though.

[monkeytale]

Well I guess for a cute girl like you [ ZIdane no, he is going to kill you. ] a cute boy would be a better partner.

[jakotsu]

[You. You are so going down.

Even though you called him cute. He hasn't been called cute in forever. He likes cute boys calling him cute.

But.

You're still going down. After a small period of blinking and processing.

...

Okay, now.]

What did you just call me?!

[monkeytale]

[ He might be sensing a bit of hostility right now. ]

Cute?

[jakotsu]

[ What no that must be imagination. ]

Nonono, that part's fine. The other one.

[monkeytale]

Huh... Did I call you anything else? [ He strokes his chin as he thinks. ]

Lets see... cute...girl... you? I don't think I mentioned something inappropriate.

[jakotsu]

You called me a girl.

[ Glaares. Was he really that hard to identify as male? Awful. Eww. ]

[monkeytale]

So what's wrong with....oh. Oh! S-So sorry man! I didn't mean...

[jakotsu]

You should be sorry.

[monkeytale]

Ah-ahaha... Yeah I guess most guys would be mad being called a girl.

[jakotsu]

Of course they would. Who would ever like being mistaken for such a filthy thing?

[monkeytale]

You can't possibly think that can you?

[jakotsu]

Of course I can.

Why wouldn't I?

[monkeytale]

Girls are cute. They have all of those curves in the right places.

[jakotsu]

[ Ughughughugh this is why he hates girls. Disgusted shivering. ]

Revolting, sickening. They're awful. Weak personalities, useless and thieving.

[ Stealing his guys that is. ]

[redbruiser]

Just sayin'. I've heard people say I look like a man before. At least I'm just bein' myself. I aint posin' as a lady like you.

[monkeytale]

Hey now there's nothing wrong with a thief. I can tell you I'm pretty nice once you know me.

[jakotsu]

[ Thin ice, very thin ice. ]

Dirty slut you are, you couldn't possibly understand what I feel like. I'm not posing as anything.

[jakotsu]

[ Zidane, you are making it extremely hard for Jakotsu to stay furious at you, because you are totally his type. Not that being his type is much better than having him mad at you. ]

Oh, I'll believe that. You're adorable.

[monkeytale]

Oh c'mon, adorable? Can't you use a more manly term like Cool? Awesome? Anything else?

[sleepygunsman]

Comprimise?

[jakotsu]

Hmmh~

Cool works. Handsome, too.