on the crazytrain of CR at tushanshu

[wintershepherd]

Okay, I really can't believe that I have to say this, but you might want to think about slowing down just a little. You keep complaining about "mood whiplash" but they're my feelings getting pulled all over the place. There's fake dates and accidental stabbings and sort-of adoptions and that--that thing with the Emperor that I don't want to talk about...

Just take a step back, okay? Give the stripey guy a chance or something! I promise I won't be jealous.

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[demon_brat]

>Tt.<

[wintershepherd]

Gesundheit.

[demon_brat]

... idiot.

[Without much heat, though.]

[wintershepherd]

[ Jack laughs anyway. ]

I can't really be the first person to have answered like that, you tut at people all over the place.

[neverleftharlan]

It's a deputization, not an adoption.

[wintershepherd]

[ You totally get this face, Raylan. ]

[neverleftharlan]

I am letting you keep the badge after all.

[wintershepherd]

W-What? But it's important! And all... official. I just wanted to see it up close once, that's all...

[backwordscompatible]

[Admit it, Jack. You liked the fake date. There was cake.]

Sometimes, it just helps to let it all out at once, y'know?

[wintershepherd]

[ Both the cake and the company were exceptional. ]

She's like one of those perpetual motion things, she doesn't stop!

[backwordscompatible]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Would you rather be ignored and then get bored?

[Boredom: a fate worse than getting caught]

[wintershepherd]

[ quickly: ] Not bad and no, not ignored and bored.

Guess she doesn't do much in the way of middle ground. She really needs to chill out though... I'm worried I'm gonna start bothering people at this rate.

[myownhand]

...Sounds even more complicated then what we're normally used to.

[BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HOW COMPLICATED MERIDA MAKES THINGS.]

[wintershepherd]

[ whines ] Meridaaaaaaa, make her stop.

[myownhand]

I don't know if I can.

I'd try t'join in t'help you, but I think that'd just make things worse.

[wintershepherd]

Worse or not, you know I'd be thrilled to have you around.

[goddessofdiscord]

Sounds glorious to me.

[ Purring where she slips out of the shadows. Wassup, bro, you're pretty handy for draping on. ]

[wintershepherd]

Uh, hi...?

[ not sure??? if want ]

[goddessofdiscord]

Hello, Jack. [ Idly twirling a wispy finger around a lock of his hair as she elaborates BAD TOUCH ALERT. ] That much confusion and — what was it you said? Accidental stabbings, oh! That sounds like a lot of fun.

[ Have a pat on the shoulder, the owner of that hand whisking into smoke to reappear delightedly in front. ]

Well done, snowflake.

[downthewarrenhole]

[That sounds like one hell of a crazytrain, Sophie isn't sure she understands all of it but Jack doesn't sound happy and so there's only one thing for it. Doing the best sneaking she can manage, Sophie creeps up behind Jack and hits him in the back with a nerf arrow.]

[wintershepherd]

[ Jack jumps and turns around, then looks down to see Sophie and instantly all is forgiven ]

Hey Sophie! Pretty good aim you've got there... gonna put Cupid out of a job tomorrow?

[downthewarrenhole]

Cupid, cupid! [Hops closer, reaching into her pockets and holding out a handful of tiny heart shaped chocolates. Cupid shoots you and then people give you sweets that is how Valentines works right.]

[tonewlengths]

Honestly, sometimes I don't think they know the meaning of restraint. Are you alright?

[wintershepherd]

[ Jack gives you a grin, Rapunzel. ]

Oh, I'll roll like a snowball with it. But I think you might be right on the lack of restraint thing. What about you?

[tonewlengths]

[Lightens, smiling back and nodding] That's a good attitude. Me? I'm fine. Her lack of restraint is working my favour right now, thankfully, although they're already plotting, why are they always plotting?