what am I even doing//forever homeless because WITCH-KING

[captainofdespair]

I see you've decided to release me. How foolish of you.

Find my master; I've reports to make.
The situation has changed.

[He got stabbed in the knee by a Hobbit of all creatures and it actually wounded him. This is a problem.]

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butts in

[lordof]

[are you taunting his nazgul

are you challenging his minion to a game

are you convincing the witch king of angmar to put off his ghastly evil duties to--




is that skittles.]

Oh dear lord (Perhaps we should consolidate?)

[bemerry]

[ Merry is not entirely sure of you.

Very much that seem fairer, feel fouler sort of thing. Only with massive amount of foulness. And lets face it, Merry isn't expecting Sauron to look pretty.

Still, he was a hobbit raised with manners. And it's not like he could be any worse than the lead Nazgul, right?


...right? ]

Would you, er, like to join in, sir?

oh dark lord you mean... (bahaha no separate threads is cool. coordinating is tough, sobs.)

[lordof]

[so this is a halfling. certainly is half-- or less than half. of a man, anyway.

how very polite. and.. quaint. but no! he will not be swayed! the dark lord is meant for taking over middle-earth, not for... skittles!]


..I have not played in some time. [like. since numenor. a proper game, anyway. life's been too busy lately for game nights with the nazgul.]

OFINE. Dark lord, dark worm, glowy-eye thing, whatever

[bemerry]

No reason you can't play now.

[ Skittles is for everyone. Look, the halfling is even offering out the first throw. ]

...what WHERE DID THE WORM COME FROM...

[lordof]

[lifts a hand to politely decline.]

I believe I will settle for.. watching.

[who knows if there's been some new rules in the past.. 3000+ years. well, this is a good way to relearn them.

plus he wants to see if his witch king will be beaten by a halfling. again.]

Well, you are a worm. ITSAFACT

[bemerry]

Suit yeself.

[ Merry offers a sandwich and his pipe. ]

Might as well enjoy the watching.

[ Merry will always beat nazgul. Destiny says so. Like rock paper scissors. Merry beats Nazgul beats food beats Merry. ]