captainofdespair: (The Warlord)
The Witch-King of Angmar, High Nazgûl ([personal profile] captainofdespair) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-11 06:19 pm

what am I even doing//forever homeless because WITCH-KING

I see you've decided to release me. How foolish of you.

Find my master; I've reports to make.
The situation has changed.

[He got stabbed in the knee by a Hobbit of all creatures and it actually wounded him. This is a problem.]
secondwave: (protection)

[personal profile] secondwave 2013-02-12 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
...!!!

[Protecting Bree from brigands is one thing. This? This ain't that. There's now one very frightened guardswoman cowering behind a shield.]

A... a-aah!
elvenking: (I don't mean rhinestones.)

[personal profile] elvenking 2013-02-12 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[o hai

used 2 b neighbors w/ ur boss

hes kind of a douchebag

so were u, come 2 think of it

diaf :)]
ringbearer: (◎when the darkness)

[personal profile] ringbearer 2013-02-12 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ brb clutching shoulder in pain. on another note, congrats merry for stabbing this douchebag. ]
elvenking: (Shell-shocked veteran.)

[personal profile] elvenking 2013-02-12 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[no u ;P]

My kin flee not. I was there when last your master was defeated, and I am to be there when he is defeated to the last.

[But he's not. There yet. Canon point is kind of leaving him dragging behind everyone else and it's really frustrating.]
needsnoking: ([osgiliath] say it not)

i don't know what you're doing either but ilu

[personal profile] needsnoking 2013-02-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[my god were you always this ugly

and please to be giving back our dead decrepit city now with embarrassing architecture seriously what is with those gargoyles

HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'VE LIVED THERE FOR MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS
]
elvenking: (Really displeased.)

[personal profile] elvenking 2013-02-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Betcha Thranduil's more behind on the times.

You haven't even moved back into Sauron's old place yet.

You know. His father's old capital.

You guys really suck.

Still, taunting and arguing with a Nazgul is a pretty stupid idea.

Really stupid.

So he's going to stand and glare instead.

Because that'll show him.]


Time will tell.
secondwave: (anger)

[personal profile] secondwave 2013-02-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Naw, man, Dellosa stabs brigands and Saruman's underlings' underlings in the face. Give it time, though.]

[Speaking of which-! She yelps, holds the shield above her head to take the blow, and braces her feet.]


N-not yet!
bemerry: (and whither then)

Merry has the perfect face for you (Also you are my new favorite person)

[personal profile] bemerry 2013-02-12 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Given the fact that his arm still has incredibly agonizing phantom pains from where he stabbed you, Merry is doing very admiriably at calmly smoking his pipe and smirking down at you. ]

Still limping around, are we? You're master's gone; he has no power here.

[ Now, now. It's not like you made it difficult ]
Edited 2013-02-12 01:43 (UTC)
darklordofrings: (pic#2730944)

[personal profile] darklordofrings 2013-02-12 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Speak of your master and he will appear.]

Has Minas Tirith falling to you yet?
elvenking: (You stand straight at Tiffany's)

<3333333333333333

[personal profile] elvenking 2013-02-12 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[A fire.

Go die in it.

Preferably the one he had to spend seven years looking at. Mount Doom is so depressing, and Mordor's architecture sucks.

Get some pot plants or something.

Headtilt.]


Faith in allies won the last war.
bemerry: (far over wood)

(this is going to be so beautiful)

[personal profile] bemerry 2013-02-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's not like you'll actually manage it, fool. Merry's not scared of you any more. ]

Better than your leg, I imagine.

[ Have a smoke ring blown into your face by an overconfident hobbit. ]

You might want to have that take care of. Aragorn is very knowledgeable in the healing arts.

[ Sercretly, Merry is hoping he can hold on to his sassy attitude and not succumb to minor fear-born paralization. His hand still strays towards his barrow-blade (borrowed from Pippin, since the last stabbing had rather destroyed the previous one), just in case. ]
darklordofrings: (pic#2733594)

[personal profile] darklordofrings 2013-02-12 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT! ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU, THE INVINCIBLE WAR-CAPTAIN OF MY FORCES HAVE FAILED!?
elvenking: (Curious)

[personal profile] elvenking 2013-02-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well shit.

You got him there.

The Elvenking can't think of an immediate response. This is a first for him.








...trees > lava you spider-loving bastards.]

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