what am I even doing//forever homeless because WITCH-KING

[captainofdespair]

I see you've decided to release me. How foolish of you.

Find my master; I've reports to make.
The situation has changed.

[He got stabbed in the knee by a Hobbit of all creatures and it actually wounded him. This is a problem.]

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[secondwave]

...!!!

[Protecting Bree from brigands is one thing. This? This ain't that. There's now one very frightened guardswoman cowering behind a shield.]

A... a-aah!

[elvenking]

[o hai

used 2 b neighbors w/ ur boss

hes kind of a douchebag

so were u, come 2 think of it

diaf :)]

[ringbearer]

[ brb clutching shoulder in pain. on another note, congrats merry for stabbing this douchebag. ]

[captainofdespair]

[no u :D]

Elvenking. You have not fled with the rest of your kin yet, I see.

[elvenking]

[no u ;P]

My kin flee not. I was there when last your master was defeated, and I am to be there when he is defeated to the last.

[But he's not. There yet. Canon point is kind of leaving him dragging behind everyone else and it's really frustrating.]

[captainofdespair]

[Oh he does love when they do that. Especially when they aren't shieldmaidens that are trying to stab him in the face.

He's going to take this grand opportunity to hiss out a breath and immediately take a swing with his sword.]

The time of Men is over.

[captainofdespair]

[YOU THERE

YOU ARE A PAIN IN HIS ASS

he is so glad you are here so he can mock you. It will make him feel better about the whole 'favoring one leg' thing.]

Your she-elf and your companion shall not save you this time, Baggins.

[captainofdespair]

What hopes you hold for you and your allies. I will see them stricken from your before the end. The only victory shall be that of my Lord.

[Don't worry, he's kind of behind the times too. Unfortunately it just happens to make him determined to succeed.]

i don't know what you're doing either but ilu

[needsnoking]

[my god were you always this ugly

and please to be giving back our dead decrepit city now with embarrassing architecture seriously what is with those gargoyles

HE DOESN'T CARE IF YOU'VE LIVED THERE FOR MORE THAN A THOUSAND YEARS]

[elvenking]

[Betcha Thranduil's more behind on the times.

You haven't even moved back into Sauron's old place yet.

You know. His father's old capital.

You guys really suck.

Still, taunting and arguing with a Nazgul is a pretty stupid idea.

Really stupid.

So he's going to stand and glare instead.

Because that'll show him.]

Time will tell.

[secondwave]

[Naw, man, Dellosa stabs brigands and Saruman's underlings' underlings in the face. Give it time, though.]

[Speaking of which-! She yelps, holds the shield above her head to take the blow, and braces her feet.]

N-not yet!

Merry has the perfect face for you (Also you are my new favorite person)

[bemerry]

[ Given the fact that his arm still has incredibly agonizing phantom pains from where he stabbed you, Merry is doing very admiriably at calmly smoking his pipe and smirking down at you. ]

Still limping around, are we? You're master's gone; he has no power here.

[ Now, now. It's not like you made it difficult ]

asldkfjsl ty i am glad you like it

[captainofdespair]

[you misspelled 'devastatingly terrifying handsome' there, bro

also no, he finally got that city to the cozy, green-glowing way he likes it hey, Kazmul said they'd look awesome shut up

MAYBE WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM HIS COLD, GHOSTLY FINGERS]

Ah. Son of the Steward of Gondor. So you yet live.

Such a smug, smug guy (alskdjflsjf I love you too)

[captainofdespair]

[After he finishes with you and your girlfriend he is so burning down the Shire. Just to prevent anything this mortifyingly embarrassing from happening again. He hasn't had to favor a leg like this in literal Ages.]

And how does your arm fare, Halfling? Stabbing the Lord of Ringwraiths bears no few consequences.

[Like his undying ire. Well, he's glad of that, at least.]

[darklordofrings]

[ Speak of your master and he will appear.]

Has Minas Tirith falling to you yet?

[captainofdespair]

[Wow. Yeah, that was a while ago.

Admittedly it took some time to get unsealed from his magical tomb.

Also that place looks better under Sauron's management.

So there.

Getting into a glaring contest with a Nazgul isn't particularly smart either, but at least there's less chance of a stabbing.

But he's going to win.

He's incapable of blinking.]

Perhaps, Elf. Perhaps you put too much faith in your allies.

[captainofdespair]

[He's having problems with his leg, but he's hardly going to let that slow him down. At least the helmet and his lack of a face hides the pain.

He tweaks the angle of his sword slightly, to bring it down to break that shield. It would be simpler with his flail, but the sword is what he's feeling more. It's more visceral, in its way.]

Your chance was given and spent. It ends, now.

<3333333333333333

[elvenking]

[A fire.

Go die in it.

Preferably the one he had to spend seven years looking at. Mount Doom is so depressing, and Mordor's architecture sucks.

Get some pot plants or something.

Headtilt.]

Faith in allies won the last war.

[captainofdespair]

[He is so, so glad to see you, sir.]

Their Steward was easily broken, my Lord, and their Wizard is now useless to them; his staff is shattered. However, Gondor has received unexpected aid from Rohan and the Corsairs are late in arriving.

A Halfling and a woman have found my end.

[There are a few billion problems coming up.]

(this is going to be so beautiful)

[bemerry]

[ It's not like you'll actually manage it, fool. Merry's not scared of you any more. ]

Better than your leg, I imagine.

[ Have a smoke ring blown into your face by an overconfident hobbit. ]

You might want to have that take care of. Aragorn is very knowledgeable in the healing arts.

[ Sercretly, Merry is hoping he can hold on to his sassy attitude and not succumb to minor fear-born paralization. His hand still strays towards his barrow-blade (borrowed from Pippin, since the last stabbing had rather destroyed the previous one), just in case. ]

<3333 8D!

[captainofdespair]

[Mount Doom is fabulous. It's the best exterior lighting next to the whole flaming eye that is his Lord.

He'll get potted plants when you upgrade with some lava.

It would vastly improve your digs.

Headtilt right back.]

Then I wonder, when did it shatter so? I have heard the insults cast between your varied peoples.

[darklordofrings]

WHAT! ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU, THE INVINCIBLE WAR-CAPTAIN OF MY FORCES HAVE FAILED!?

[elvenking]

[...Well shit.

You got him there.

The Elvenking can't think of an immediate response. This is a first for him.








...trees > lava you spider-loving bastards.]

(and terrible as the dawn?)

[captainofdespair]

[How about the armies at his disposal? They're pretty vast, after all. He just has to get another Fell Beast. Or another horse. Everyone keeps murdering his mounts and it's starting to get on his non-existent nerves.]

Your over-confidence betrays you. Would you dare attempt such again, with your woman absent?

[Especially since the Witch-King had just enough time to realize his mistake before being dragged here. He'd let himself get too confident in battle and now he's paying for it. That's the last time he puts faith in prophecies... and forgets to watch his own back.]

[captainofdespair]

[Well he's flattered by the whole invincible thing, but he gets the feeling you're upset.]

... Yes, sir. Minas Tirith is broken, but not routed. I apologize for my failure.