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[godno]

The game's opening in two days? Good for it. I can't wait to leave behind my entire life to get thrown back into the Bronze Age and build a world. You know who finds that interesting? Geeks. Nerds. You. I don't! This is the worst timing!

I have my dad to worry about.

And if you say 'which dad', I'm going to take one of my ribbons off and suffocate you with it.

Comments

[2/2]

[ravenchaser]

Thank you for the prior warning, halfbreed.

[godno]

Do you really want to call me a halfbreed? Do you? It's not advisable.

[ravenchaser]

Alright, how about mutt? You remind me of an annoying little puppy.

Or maybe you'd prefer anklebiter?

[godno]

How about girl who'll twist your kid's neck until it breaks?

[ravenchaser]

Cheap shots.

[godno]

They only prove how cute you are.

[ravenchaser]

Never knew you cared.

Too bad, I'm not interested in half-pints.

[godno]

Your catwife implies otherwise.

[ravenchaser]

[Please. There's no room for comparision here. But, he'll forego the cuter, defensive response.

It's like arguing with Sherry! If Sherry were a tiny, overpowered nutcase. Wait, bad comparision...]

And your pitiful and predictable response indicates you can't tell plural from singular.

They never took you to school, did they?

Or am I really that distracting.

[godno]

Woosh! Did you hear that?

It was the sound of my burn, sailing right over your head. Masterfully dodged by your own inability to Get It.

You're not fooling anyone. She looks like a little kid.

[ravenchaser]

Did I deny that. I'm not blind.

Let me spell it out for you: she's the exception— the only exception — not the rule.

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[godno]

Hahahaha...

[godno]

Man, I can't even play along with a cute laugh, that logic is so dumb.

Just because she's an exception doesn't change what it is, or how creepy it looks! You may not be chasing other tail that flunk 'must be this tall to ride' roller coasters, and here, I'll give you the generous room for 'she's mentally way older than you', but really?

Really?

[ravenchaser]

[... it's impossible. It's impossible to take her seriously. This is all so ridiculous, it's not even worth getting annoyed over.]

Wait. Wait just a minute. I have to call her and tell her to stop looking like a child.

We might disturb someone. We can't have that.

[It's not even fun to play along either.]

When did you say you were leaving. [Can they have the farewell party right now?]

[godno]

I'm already gone.

[ waves ]